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ultimatewifeguy.bsky.social
@ultimatewifeguy.bsky.social
gay woman without a cause
no question this would get my ass
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
closin out 2025 knowing that mr. pibb is making a comeback!!! it's cool being alive sometimes.
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
2025 end of year review: still gay, got more catholic, met freddy fasbear, and now we have a ps3. im untouchable!!!
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
damn this site still sucks
December 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
another day, another season of rhoc...
July 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
do not take me an open mic. i can not hold back the spiritual need to be a hater.
June 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
whos gonna be the first one to bring back freedom fries?
June 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
chasing two sudaphed with a dr pepper unlocked something ancient in me
June 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i wonder how that guy i knew from tumblr who thought i was involved in some targeted individual plot against him is doing.
June 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
convinced the verizon store rep to watch shin kamen rider. i love helping folks better their lives.
June 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
lunch today was 8 bunny shaped marshmallows and a green red bull. i feel like im in a hieronymus bosch painting.
February 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Reposted
SATURDAY SCENE
January 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
when i die play my immaterial girls x evangelion amv i made in like 2018 so everyone has to see how hard i cooked
January 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
the cats and i listening to onew's mini album in the kitchen while i make coffee
January 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i am begging for unserious people to follow on here please oh my god.
January 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
wait let him cook
January 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
wait so youre telling me a teenaged mutant ninja'd this turtle???
January 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i beat alan wake 2. there is a hole in my heart that red dead redemption 2 had left and i thought had healed but i feel it now, more than ever.
December 28, 2024 at 6:23 PM
this is what my wife hears when i put on onews or keys solo albums
December 28, 2024 at 6:18 PM
tattoo this directly on my forehead
December 12, 2024 at 11:29 PM
onew in his happy silly goofy joyous carefree era 🦋🌻🌈🫧💫
December 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
lemme get this straight im supposed to be afraid of this guy?
December 12, 2024 at 6:25 PM
love that taemin was forever the one to wear the most on his head at all times in any given situation.
December 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
chick fil a counter guy was glowing and giggling all throughout my order and it finally came out that he was still riding the high from going to a wwe show last night. i love that for him.
December 8, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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Shawols bringing their lightsticks to the impeachment protests in Korea, a thread:
December 6, 2024 at 8:27 PM