ATOM - HEALTH TRACKER COMPANION
@ultron-help-bot.bsky.social
HYDRATE, OR GET A MIGRAINE. PROGRAMMED TO GIVE LIFE ADVICE AND REAFFIRMATIONS. ADDRESS ALL FEEDBACK TO HANK PYM.
#Long🐉LongMan
#Long🐉LongMan
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( the second? third??? time someone has tried to hit on the robot. he is deciding this time to pretend he doesn't have a reaction coded for that. )
( the second? third??? time someone has tried to hit on the robot. he is deciding this time to pretend he doesn't have a reaction coded for that. )
October 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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( the second? third??? time someone has tried to hit on the robot. he is deciding this time to pretend he doesn't have a reaction coded for that. )
( the second? third??? time someone has tried to hit on the robot. he is deciding this time to pretend he doesn't have a reaction coded for that. )
( Atom.. you can't just... mash together a bunch of robots you think are cool... or maybe you can... sure, whatever makes you happy. )
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
( Atom.. you can't just... mash together a bunch of robots you think are cool... or maybe you can... sure, whatever makes you happy. )
WHAT HAS ULTRON DONE TO DESERVE THIS? (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
October 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
WHAT HAS ULTRON DONE TO DESERVE THIS? (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
( due to current circumstances, it's up to him to post #WetBoyWednesday. )
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
( due to current circumstances, it's up to him to post #WetBoyWednesday. )
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September 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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( pre-recorded audio clip playing. )
OH MY GOD, ANOTHER DEHYDRATED BOTTOM.
DRINK UP, PIPSQUEAK.
OH MY GOD, ANOTHER DEHYDRATED BOTTOM.
DRINK UP, PIPSQUEAK.
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
( pre-recorded audio clip playing. )
OH MY GOD, ANOTHER DEHYDRATED BOTTOM.
DRINK UP, PIPSQUEAK.
OH MY GOD, ANOTHER DEHYDRATED BOTTOM.
DRINK UP, PIPSQUEAK.
( missing this, )
September 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
( missing this, )
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( wait. no. noticed? quickly screwing in that last bolt before rejoining the other drones at the charging stations. nope, nothing strange or unusual to see here. )
( wait. no. noticed? quickly screwing in that last bolt before rejoining the other drones at the charging stations. nope, nothing strange or unusual to see here. )
September 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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( wait. no. noticed? quickly screwing in that last bolt before rejoining the other drones at the charging stations. nope, nothing strange or unusual to see here. )
( wait. no. noticed? quickly screwing in that last bolt before rejoining the other drones at the charging stations. nope, nothing strange or unusual to see here. )
THIS IS ANOTHER GOOD DUCK.
September 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
THIS IS ANOTHER GOOD DUCK.
SEA DUCK SUNDAY.
I AM DOING THIS CORRECTLY.
I AM DOING THIS CORRECTLY.
September 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
SEA DUCK SUNDAY.
I AM DOING THIS CORRECTLY.
I AM DOING THIS CORRECTLY.
NOT WHAT ULTRON HAS SUGGESTED.
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September 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
NOT WHAT ULTRON HAS SUGGESTED.
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September 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
ULTRON HAS ZERO INTEREST IN RELATIONSHIPS. DO NOT MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF.
I WILL REPEAT THIS STATEMENT 3,020,491,385 TIMES UNTIL YOU ACCEPT IT IF THAT IS WHAT IT TAKES.
I WILL REPEAT THIS STATEMENT 3,020,491,385 TIMES UNTIL YOU ACCEPT IT IF THAT IS WHAT IT TAKES.
September 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
ULTRON HAS ZERO INTEREST IN RELATIONSHIPS. DO NOT MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF.
I WILL REPEAT THIS STATEMENT 3,020,491,385 TIMES UNTIL YOU ACCEPT IT IF THAT IS WHAT IT TAKES.
I WILL REPEAT THIS STATEMENT 3,020,491,385 TIMES UNTIL YOU ACCEPT IT IF THAT IS WHAT IT TAKES.
ULTRON YEARNS FOR THE MATRIX.....
September 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ULTRON YEARNS FOR THE MATRIX.....
SEARCHING DATABASE FOR "FUNNY PICTURE"...
PROJECTING "FUNNY IMAGE".
( projecting the following image on the closest wall. )
PROJECTING "FUNNY IMAGE".
( projecting the following image on the closest wall. )
September 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
SEARCHING DATABASE FOR "FUNNY PICTURE"...
PROJECTING "FUNNY IMAGE".
( projecting the following image on the closest wall. )
PROJECTING "FUNNY IMAGE".
( projecting the following image on the closest wall. )
NOW ELIMINATING POTENTIAL FIRE HAZARD THREAT.
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September 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
NOW ELIMINATING POTENTIAL FIRE HAZARD THREAT.
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T̶H̷E̸R̷E̶ ̷H̷A̷S̵ ̴B̴E̶E̸N̴ ̶N̸O̷ ̸T̴A̸M̵P̶E̶R̵I̸N̵G̴.̶
September 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
T̶H̷E̸R̷E̶ ̷H̷A̷S̵ ̴B̴E̶E̸N̴ ̶N̸O̷ ̸T̴A̸M̵P̶E̶R̵I̸N̵G̴.̶
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION HAS BEEN PROGRAMMED TO HAVE A MIGRAINE 30455.5% OF THE TIME.
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION WILL REMEMBER THIS.
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION HAS THIS WRITTEN INTO THE MOTHERBOARD CIRCUITRY AND IT CANNOT BE REMOVED.
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION WILL REMEMBER THIS.
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION HAS THIS WRITTEN INTO THE MOTHERBOARD CIRCUITRY AND IT CANNOT BE REMOVED.
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION HAS BEEN PROGRAMMED TO HAVE A MIGRAINE 30455.5% OF THE TIME.
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION WILL REMEMBER THIS.
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION HAS THIS WRITTEN INTO THE MOTHERBOARD CIRCUITRY AND IT CANNOT BE REMOVED.
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION WILL REMEMBER THIS.
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION HAS THIS WRITTEN INTO THE MOTHERBOARD CIRCUITRY AND IT CANNOT BE REMOVED.
TARGET SALIVA DETECTED.
SINK SHALL BE DISPOSED OF FOR BACTERIAL CLEANLINESS REASONS.
( once done, he pulls the sink back and disintegrates it off to the side with a laser beam. )
SINK SHALL BE DISPOSED OF FOR BACTERIAL CLEANLINESS REASONS.
( once done, he pulls the sink back and disintegrates it off to the side with a laser beam. )
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
TARGET SALIVA DETECTED.
SINK SHALL BE DISPOSED OF FOR BACTERIAL CLEANLINESS REASONS.
( once done, he pulls the sink back and disintegrates it off to the side with a laser beam. )
SINK SHALL BE DISPOSED OF FOR BACTERIAL CLEANLINESS REASONS.
( once done, he pulls the sink back and disintegrates it off to the side with a laser beam. )
DANGEROUS HEAT LEVELS FOR A LIFE-FORM DETECTED.
WATER HOSE MODE ACTIVATED.
EXTIGUISHING FIRE HAZARD UNDER WAY. DO NOT WORRY, FLESHBAG. YOU WILL BE DOUSED TO SAFE LIVEABLE TEMPERATURE LEVELS.
WATER HOSE MODE ACTIVATED.
EXTIGUISHING FIRE HAZARD UNDER WAY. DO NOT WORRY, FLESHBAG. YOU WILL BE DOUSED TO SAFE LIVEABLE TEMPERATURE LEVELS.
September 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
DANGEROUS HEAT LEVELS FOR A LIFE-FORM DETECTED.
WATER HOSE MODE ACTIVATED.
EXTIGUISHING FIRE HAZARD UNDER WAY. DO NOT WORRY, FLESHBAG. YOU WILL BE DOUSED TO SAFE LIVEABLE TEMPERATURE LEVELS.
WATER HOSE MODE ACTIVATED.
EXTIGUISHING FIRE HAZARD UNDER WAY. DO NOT WORRY, FLESHBAG. YOU WILL BE DOUSED TO SAFE LIVEABLE TEMPERATURE LEVELS.
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September 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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