"P-Please Daddy Steam, censor and ban all the games I was never forced to buy and play!"

"W-Wha?! You can't shoot me. I rez'd you after shooting a person shot you you with no context of the situation! You broke the social contract!!!
I will now make a Twitter post about you and then backpedal and say I actually didn't care when people don't take my side!"

"Hey. Thanks for buying our horse. Unfortunately, it comes with this big concrete block attached to the hooves that makes it run slower than other horses. But please pay us the same price as all the other horses who may or may not also have this concrete block. We might remove it in the future."

Now make them kiss

That second image reminds me of my father, who loved going around telling people how mad he was about his divorce like it was an exposition dump in a game lmao

Maybe in a few yearsp eople will realise that you are actually the victim getting conned and apologise to you for all this shit.

Doubt it though. Admitting mistakes on the Internet isn't exactly something people do.

What's even the fucking point of that lmao. They are supposed to sell magazines not block people who don't even interact with them.

Always-Online DRM for Singleplayer Games (Hitman 3)