This will be my final post of 2025 as I am taking a social media blackout break for 2026. I need to regain authorship over my life and stop performing. Now more than ever, connection and meaning matter more to me. I leave on this note:
MEN AIN’T WORTH SHIT.
MEN AIN’T WORTH SHIT.
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This will be my final post of 2025 as I am taking a social media blackout break for 2026. I need to regain authorship over my life and stop performing. Now more than ever, connection and meaning matter more to me. I leave on this note:
MEN AIN’T WORTH SHIT.
MEN AIN’T WORTH SHIT.
Honestly, no recap needed for 2025. I barely survived. 2026 is gonna look a lot different and I am gonna move a lot different.
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Honestly, no recap needed for 2025. I barely survived. 2026 is gonna look a lot different and I am gonna move a lot different.
If someone gave me the flu as a final fuck you from 2025 — I’m going all out on my menace energy in 2026.
December 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
If someone gave me the flu as a final fuck you from 2025 — I’m going all out on my menace energy in 2026.
And like honestly why am I even working at this job anymore? The rage quit is building. Like the time I quit on a post it note or when I quit on a cardboard box…
December 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
And like honestly why am I even working at this job anymore? The rage quit is building. Like the time I quit on a post it note or when I quit on a cardboard box…
Honestly I feel a little pissed off the final Sunday of the year I’m having Sunday scaries because I work the next two days. As anyone in healthcare knows, these are some of the most dreaded days of the year. Bout to get this ass beat.
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Honestly I feel a little pissed off the final Sunday of the year I’m having Sunday scaries because I work the next two days. As anyone in healthcare knows, these are some of the most dreaded days of the year. Bout to get this ass beat.
Meanwhile the toddler in his terrible twos is terrorizing the entire house while being impossibly cute. The two tweens are too good to celebrate Christmas with the rest of us. And the infant is dropping bombs in the diaper.
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Meanwhile the toddler in his terrible twos is terrorizing the entire house while being impossibly cute. The two tweens are too good to celebrate Christmas with the rest of us. And the infant is dropping bombs in the diaper.
SIL taking a video of the newborn
Brü in background: “fucking rat pussy.”
Brü in background: “fucking rat pussy.”
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
SIL taking a video of the newborn
Brü in background: “fucking rat pussy.”
Brü in background: “fucking rat pussy.”
Me @ Christmas dinner: “if I would let someone suck my titties if it meant I got weight loss. Pick a nip and suck”
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me @ Christmas dinner: “if I would let someone suck my titties if it meant I got weight loss. Pick a nip and suck”
When you’re mid Moscow mule and your SIL announces that your mother had a 17 year affair. My brother asked me if I needed a top off, and I was like “please, very heavy handed”
December 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When you’re mid Moscow mule and your SIL announces that your mother had a 17 year affair. My brother asked me if I needed a top off, and I was like “please, very heavy handed”
Media: “GDP grew 4.3%!!!! Economy strong”
Consumer spending up!
Consumers spending: the wealthy.
Read the news and actually read it and question what’s being told to you. The economy is currently in a K shape economy. If you don’t know what that is, knowledge is power.
Consumer spending up!
Consumers spending: the wealthy.
Read the news and actually read it and question what’s being told to you. The economy is currently in a K shape economy. If you don’t know what that is, knowledge is power.
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Media: “GDP grew 4.3%!!!! Economy strong”
Consumer spending up!
Consumers spending: the wealthy.
Read the news and actually read it and question what’s being told to you. The economy is currently in a K shape economy. If you don’t know what that is, knowledge is power.
Consumer spending up!
Consumers spending: the wealthy.
Read the news and actually read it and question what’s being told to you. The economy is currently in a K shape economy. If you don’t know what that is, knowledge is power.
If you’re wondering if I bought my dog an ice maker machine for Christmas, yes I did. Princess needs an endless supply of icies not just fridge ones
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If you’re wondering if I bought my dog an ice maker machine for Christmas, yes I did. Princess needs an endless supply of icies not just fridge ones
Nothing says merry Christmas like hard launching problems that have been festering all 2025 ❤️
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nothing says merry Christmas like hard launching problems that have been festering all 2025 ❤️
“You can read I don’t want to insult your intelligence”
Me:
Me:
a woman in a black dress is sitting on a wooden throne .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting on a wooden throne .
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“You can read I don’t want to insult your intelligence”
Me:
Me:
Me changing the text background in all my iMessages and people don’t notice or say anything. I am a fucking creative genius.
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Me changing the text background in all my iMessages and people don’t notice or say anything. I am a fucking creative genius.
I would like to speak to the manager of my circadian rhythm.
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I would like to speak to the manager of my circadian rhythm.
lol my job gave a 2.5% raise, and I’m just waiting for my official number so I can be in HR’s inbox and ask if their intention was a decrease in purchasing power…
I am an absolute menace rn.
I am an absolute menace rn.
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
lol my job gave a 2.5% raise, and I’m just waiting for my official number so I can be in HR’s inbox and ask if their intention was a decrease in purchasing power…
I am an absolute menace rn.
I am an absolute menace rn.
At this point I don’t know what I’ve bought for Christmas who I haven’t and when I’m gonna deal with it.
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
At this point I don’t know what I’ve bought for Christmas who I haven’t and when I’m gonna deal with it.
And if my employer sees me in a K Hole, try it baby. I dare you.
a woman with red hair and glasses says " behold our next supreme " .
ALT: a woman with red hair and glasses says " behold our next supreme " .
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And if my employer sees me in a K Hole, try it baby. I dare you.
Listening to meatloaf in a K hole
a man singing into a microphone with the words " i won 't do " written below him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " i won 't do " written below him
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Listening to meatloaf in a K hole
Being a menace is tiring, but by god I have to do it.
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Being a menace is tiring, but by god I have to do it.
Chat told me my day tomorrow is gonna be one from hell and honestly…I believe it
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Chat told me my day tomorrow is gonna be one from hell and honestly…I believe it
I might just start drinking through January 5th. Like ya I’m on FMLA for a bender. What do you want from me.
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I might just start drinking through January 5th. Like ya I’m on FMLA for a bender. What do you want from me.
My friend sending me videos of me drunkenly ranting about men is honestly an experience. I’m not wrong.
December 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My friend sending me videos of me drunkenly ranting about men is honestly an experience. I’m not wrong.
Asking for me. Does the universe ever stop gunning for you??? I’m like the red devil in the skies rn facing heavy artillery.
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Asking for me. Does the universe ever stop gunning for you??? I’m like the red devil in the skies rn facing heavy artillery.
Nothing like my phone breaking in the middle of the holiday szn for me to truly live my best life.
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Nothing like my phone breaking in the middle of the holiday szn for me to truly live my best life.