Umenzi Slanter => F^2
@umenzi-slanter.bsky.social
30 - Halfrican American - Home Cook, War Gamer, Anime & Manga Enjoyer, Paws Appreciator, fishkeeper, and Spiritual Guide. I don't believe in SFW socials. Sexuality: "Yes"
Our buddy had these Keychains made for us and they magnet together so we put a pair on our Christmas tree. Tyty I appreciate your eye for quality.
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Our buddy had these Keychains made for us and they magnet together so we put a pair on our Christmas tree. Tyty I appreciate your eye for quality.
I hadn't really thought about this stuff at all before today lol. It was probably all the plush suits at the con idk anyways, imunna avoid thinking about it too much lol
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I hadn't really thought about this stuff at all before today lol. It was probably all the plush suits at the con idk anyways, imunna avoid thinking about it too much lol
Speaking of, I never had the will to learn to art and I probably won't now but my new tablet came with a pen and the default app has LAYERS. So I'll very slowly work on finishing this... self portrait :)
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Speaking of, I never had the will to learn to art and I probably won't now but my new tablet came with a pen and the default app has LAYERS. So I'll very slowly work on finishing this... self portrait :)
Yes my numbers are bad... BUT! What the numbers don't show you is all the winning the video game that I get done lol Yes I've died a billion times in a month but where did I die? On the objective 😌 lol
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Yes my numbers are bad... BUT! What the numbers don't show you is all the winning the video game that I get done lol Yes I've died a billion times in a month but where did I die? On the objective 😌 lol
If you see this, post an anime you love!
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love!
Taking pride in your whoopin's huh dweeb? Some people never learn their lesson. That waistband is out of reach at the moment but you can't hide forever! I need another pair for the Christmas tree. 😈 y'know like last year.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Taking pride in your whoopin's huh dweeb? Some people never learn their lesson. That waistband is out of reach at the moment but you can't hide forever! I need another pair for the Christmas tree. 😈 y'know like last year.
This was a really cute and tame quiz lol I was like.... well I never used a fake ID lol.
theinnocencetest.com
theinnocencetest.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This was a really cute and tame quiz lol I was like.... well I never used a fake ID lol.
theinnocencetest.com
theinnocencetest.com
One of the big perks of spending time with baby furs is that you can save alot of money on fancy dinners and hit them with one of these and get the same reaction as if it was surf and turf night.
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
One of the big perks of spending time with baby furs is that you can save alot of money on fancy dinners and hit them with one of these and get the same reaction as if it was surf and turf night.
Not surprised with this one. I a Soul Seer, as much as a Sole Seer :p
www.idrlabs.com/intelligence...
www.idrlabs.com/intelligence...
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Not surprised with this one. I a Soul Seer, as much as a Sole Seer :p
www.idrlabs.com/intelligence...
www.idrlabs.com/intelligence...
I don't have a problem! You have a problem!
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't have a problem! You have a problem!
Ch'yeah, you could say I was the best boyfriend ever. My wife works so hard that I thought I'd surprise him with a little present!
That's right! New drying rags for doing the dishes! Doing dishes in styyyle!
Now I just gotta think how to use all the good boy points this is gunna net me. Awww yeah!
That's right! New drying rags for doing the dishes! Doing dishes in styyyle!
Now I just gotta think how to use all the good boy points this is gunna net me. Awww yeah!
October 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ch'yeah, you could say I was the best boyfriend ever. My wife works so hard that I thought I'd surprise him with a little present!
That's right! New drying rags for doing the dishes! Doing dishes in styyyle!
Now I just gotta think how to use all the good boy points this is gunna net me. Awww yeah!
That's right! New drying rags for doing the dishes! Doing dishes in styyyle!
Now I just gotta think how to use all the good boy points this is gunna net me. Awww yeah!
Don't tell me I don't be whippin' instant/frozen lunch 😋
October 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Don't tell me I don't be whippin' instant/frozen lunch 😋
I'll straight up drop or never pick up a series over this sort of thing. Somehow even more egregious when its all the beast race characters. Put a big old snoot and cozy on him you cowards!
October 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'll straight up drop or never pick up a series over this sort of thing. Somehow even more egregious when its all the beast race characters. Put a big old snoot and cozy on him you cowards!
I randomly remembered a sleepover I had with the pastor's kid and his friends when I was like 9 or 10 today lol This makes me feel old AF 23 years ago and I still get in trouble for the same shit but as a cynical adult this time XD
October 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I randomly remembered a sleepover I had with the pastor's kid and his friends when I was like 9 or 10 today lol This makes me feel old AF 23 years ago and I still get in trouble for the same shit but as a cynical adult this time XD
I'm attempting my version of the "French Rib" again today, which I found about about from American BBQ Showdown, first 2 seasons were good. So thanks to this lady.
Basically herbs de provence in the dry rub, mustard and worcestershire binder, some BS with butter and wine later, but should be good.
Basically herbs de provence in the dry rub, mustard and worcestershire binder, some BS with butter and wine later, but should be good.
October 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm attempting my version of the "French Rib" again today, which I found about about from American BBQ Showdown, first 2 seasons were good. So thanks to this lady.
Basically herbs de provence in the dry rub, mustard and worcestershire binder, some BS with butter and wine later, but should be good.
Basically herbs de provence in the dry rub, mustard and worcestershire binder, some BS with butter and wine later, but should be good.
I get roasted by the fam cuz when I eat chicken wings I leave the bones (including the tiny wing ones) dry and bleached like a fallout death screen, but I just like cartilage alot. Same applies to ribs and stuff of that nature, so I felt your fish example.
October 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I get roasted by the fam cuz when I eat chicken wings I leave the bones (including the tiny wing ones) dry and bleached like a fallout death screen, but I just like cartilage alot. Same applies to ribs and stuff of that nature, so I felt your fish example.
It's time to revisit! I'm a big candy head and idk how you feel about Mambas but those you can twist together literally any two flavors and get a happy time out of it. If you've got time on your hands you could mix all three and roll/squish them into a sheet and roll them up for an experience
October 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It's time to revisit! I'm a big candy head and idk how you feel about Mambas but those you can twist together literally any two flavors and get a happy time out of it. If you've got time on your hands you could mix all three and roll/squish them into a sheet and roll them up for an experience
So I got a thing of JBs because I'm a slut for jellybeans but there's a couple flavors that I HATE. I ate my first little pile and I got down to the black sheep. "I'm 30 or 40 years old... I can do this I tell myself." I tried to eat a pile of juicy pear at once just to clear em and couldn't 🤢!
October 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So I got a thing of JBs because I'm a slut for jellybeans but there's a couple flavors that I HATE. I ate my first little pile and I got down to the black sheep. "I'm 30 or 40 years old... I can do this I tell myself." I tried to eat a pile of juicy pear at once just to clear em and couldn't 🤢!
The final product! I used a fuck ton of sugar, 3 pig ankles, and literally all the salt I had in the place, as traditional. 😁
September 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The final product! I used a fuck ton of sugar, 3 pig ankles, and literally all the salt I had in the place, as traditional. 😁
So probably to our bosses dismay due to the location probably, our office is mostly black, a couple Mexicans, and a native guy. So needless to say our work potlucks go hard. I'll be bringing collards, pickled onions, and some cornbread. We been giggling about the cultural exchange 🤣
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So probably to our bosses dismay due to the location probably, our office is mostly black, a couple Mexicans, and a native guy. So needless to say our work potlucks go hard. I'll be bringing collards, pickled onions, and some cornbread. We been giggling about the cultural exchange 🤣
If you see paws post yours?
Fair enough :)
Fair enough :)
September 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If you see paws post yours?
Fair enough :)
Fair enough :)
Yeah I know I used penne instead of ziti, they were out of it at the store so I improvised!
September 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yeah I know I used penne instead of ziti, they were out of it at the store so I improvised!
I think we're getting out of Tier 4 today :) I read somewhere that March score 250 is the minimum one should shoot for before feeling bad about it, but my last 10 games or so have gone really well with this smol bean and my large pulse/medium laser Uziel.
The Uziel is an easy bake oven though.
The Uziel is an easy bake oven though.
August 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think we're getting out of Tier 4 today :) I read somewhere that March score 250 is the minimum one should shoot for before feeling bad about it, but my last 10 games or so have gone really well with this smol bean and my large pulse/medium laser Uziel.
The Uziel is an easy bake oven though.
The Uziel is an easy bake oven though.