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I feel like this is demonstrative unto itself.

A soft approach for a fucking world-ending disaster.

Perfect.
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
They call me In-N-Out, 'cause I've got the best Double-Double. 🍔 Great night with @teiresias.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Last night was WILD.
September 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
September 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It can happen folks! I finally played Overwatch 2 Competetive for the first time since Overwatch 1! I'm literally sweating, and I tried hard with @teiresias.bsky.social and it HAPPENED!

DIAMOND BABY!
September 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
September 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
These movie colabs are getting out of hand.
August 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
this is fine
August 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The time of the mighty jackalope is upon us!

I accept our new horned masters.
August 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
@ottieplayz.bsky.social thought of you.
July 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
An awesome person at our local deli said they liked my shirt, so I gave them your website. Sharing the love, @thevioletstarling.com !
June 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Four silver dimes from a Coinstar return tray. About $5 worth of silver, but now thinking about how many coins that were not rejected.

Thankfully, these don't look like collection specimens, but still, I think someone found a jar of old coins and didn't even look at them before dumping them. 😭
June 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In case anyone was wondering where China was mysteriously coming up with a lot of surplus RTX 5090 cards for their compute clusters.
June 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
1175日間日本語を勉強した! ぜったい話せないけど。。。
May 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A happy face pancake from IHOP.

Mhm, everything's normal.
April 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Automated transcription is one of the few applications of technology that truly benefits a lot of people. For me, the ability to read along with a podcast helps me catch what is being said without multiple rewinds. For the hearing impaired, it allows access to podcasts. I like Spotify.
April 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
High Priestess, by @stevienix.bsky.social

The green shirt really sets off the design, so I'm happy with the combination. Truly a gorgeous tarot card for the day!
April 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Today's shirt, now in tie-dye!

The Ally, by @stevienix.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yesterday's mood.

Fine, by @kagesatsuki.com
April 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A petty problem, to be sure, but I'm mourning the loss of my figure collecting hobby.

As of today, figures that I've already paid for will require that I pay up to a 1.5 times ransom (read: tariffs) when they arrive at the US Customs dock. A $100 paid, another $150 to have it released from custody.
April 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In what universe can I be the subject of this? Free healthcare?! AND videogames?!
April 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Today's shirt is Wands, by @stevienix.bsky.social
April 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
C-C-C-C-COMBO TIME!
April 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Well, there goes my hobby.
April 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Rave is officially in the wild! Can't thank @stevienix.bsky.social enough for creating her! 💖💖💖
April 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM