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un-ness-assary.bsky.social
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@un-ness-assary.bsky.social
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Part English, part French. Sweary. 'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather' Ness happens, unpredictably. So I've heard 🤷🏻' (review from friend) Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me) Cums with typos.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · Jun 2
A HOLIDAY - A THREAD.

Dartmoor.

We arrived, it was ace. Super nice camp spot for our first night away. Then the tent pole broke, it's fine! We can make a repair! Except, the hacksaw also broke. 😆 I say 'we' repaired it @stuchant.bsky.social made the repair, I glamorously assisted.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 1h
Yusssssss! Top work.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 9h
Done. Right. Bed time. Night dude.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 9h
The inferior blue* ones are shit, I didn't renew mine for a few years as I couldn't face it because of this. Then I realised I couldn't leave, so I pulled my finger out. Going abroad next year. Haven't left the country since 2019.

*black
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 9h
Yea. The pies and pasties there are EPIC.

Skip over the border this way and there is an ice cream made from clotted cream. It's the best ice cream I've ever tried. Walls tried to buy them out, they said fuck off.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 9h
Yes. I now have a shittier replacement. 🤬
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 9h
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · Aug 21
Fuck me. We must have crossed paths. I kept seeing the same people.

My old passport is so worn and still stinks of patchouli.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
I was quite impressed. And slightly appalled. I'm on the fence.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
SOLD!
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
Oh, please do!!! At some point, I'll be up that way as 2 of my cousins live in B-right-on. So I'll do the same!

Bude is lush, I'm just over the border in the shire. But super close.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
I looked at my old passport recently. It still smells of patchouli, 20 years on 🤣
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
Why, thank you. Let's call it an anniversary of sorts. Once a year, you'll make me laugh so hard that I cry. We could even stretch this to twice a year.

🤣

Keep it coming.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
Yups. That's it.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
Fuck, that's about a year ago! Time has flown.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
It's amazing. I love it.

It might, maybe, beat the pig getting pissed and fighting a cow post that caused me to follow you all those months ago. 🤔
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
Ah, I was one of the vertically challenged hippies mooching about, usually on a very old-school ladies bike!
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
Bude is lovely. It's just down the road from here.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
Where did you find this wonder?
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
I just went in for round 2. 😂

And have possibly* shared it with some fellow reprobates.

*have
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
Spicy acid bath of nasal lava 😅🤣
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
Right? 🤣

I went on a journey with him....
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
It just got better and better as I read on, culminating in tears rolling down my face.

Very well done.
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
I'm crying actual tears.

Bravo 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
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Super-fluous 🎃 @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 10h
Start the fire.
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