mister, mister dermis
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i am jesus christ
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mister, mister dermis
@unabom.bsky.social
· Mar 25
something about dolphins in zoos, tjey dont do well
i would say that witg both my hands
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 AM
i would say that witg both my hands
john 3-16?? hang up the gloves.
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
john 3-16?? hang up the gloves.
i needed toilet paper and i bought toilet paper
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
i needed toilet paper and i bought toilet paper
all this shit i have to do
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
all this shit i have to do
i would gwt married if wife swap was still around
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
i would gwt married if wife swap was still around
someone who had given up on thi mf s tnat deserve ir
January 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
someone who had given up on thi mf s tnat deserve ir
john 3-16? time to retire the gloves
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
john 3-16? time to retire the gloves
ate some fruit for the first time in a whilehavent stopped laughing and smiling in an hour and im not even high
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 AM
ate some fruit for the first time in a whilehavent stopped laughing and smiling in an hour and im not even high
public bathrooms ranked on how well the toilet paper holder holds my phone while i wope
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
public bathrooms ranked on how well the toilet paper holder holds my phone while i wope
maybe it was wearing somethin that screamed "rob me"
what was the car wearing before it was robbed?
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
maybe it was wearing somethin that screamed "rob me"
i may cum pulsively but im no lier
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
i may cum pulsively but im no lier
think violent
act violent
act violent
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
think violent
act violent
act violent
i do cum pulsivdly but im no liar
January 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
i do cum pulsivdly but im no liar
real deal fat girls have these stores hormones whic csn be activated
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
real deal fat girls have these stores hormones whic csn be activated
taylor seift makes auto immune disease music
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
taylor seift makes auto immune disease music
rankig toilet paper holders on how well my phone stays there while i wipe my ass
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
rankig toilet paper holders on how well my phone stays there while i wipe my ass
pork, in contrast to popular beef
January 4, 2026 at 10:11 AM
pork, in contrast to popular beef
inahler modern magic sometimes
January 2, 2026 at 9:20 AM
inahler modern magic sometimes
boxing exhale like a tennis moan every time
December 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
boxing exhale like a tennis moan every time
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i'm a grown man with a beard
i wear lu lu lemon and drink sour pathc kids deink
i am a grown man in america
i wear lu lu lemon and drink sour pathc kids deink
i am a grown man in america
July 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i'm a grown man with a beard
i wear lu lu lemon and drink sour pathc kids deink
i am a grown man in america
i wear lu lu lemon and drink sour pathc kids deink
i am a grown man in america
(po)erf(or)mative male
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
(po)erf(or)mative male
pretty much readyo to be your stepping stone
December 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
pretty much readyo to be your stepping stone
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we're reclaiming "jap"
September 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
we're reclaiming "jap"
is there a dude jump too?
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
is there a dude jump too?
tried to get a sperm count today that shit took forever
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
tried to get a sperm count today that shit took forever