Unalived Birthday Horse
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Eat. Sleep. Enact revenge on him. Repeat.
Sorry about your title, but you have inspired art on someone’s body. Thought you should know.
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Sorry about your title, but you have inspired art on someone’s body. Thought you should know.
Better to be sick now than a few weeks from now.
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Better to be sick now than a few weeks from now.
I thought I hallucinated that part of the ad. Damn, crazy that that’s real.
October 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I thought I hallucinated that part of the ad. Damn, crazy that that’s real.
The hangman takes over the SuperStation and abolishes ICE.
a man wearing a shirt with flowers on it is sitting on a couch drinking from a can
ALT: a man wearing a shirt with flowers on it is sitting on a couch drinking from a can
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The hangman takes over the SuperStation and abolishes ICE.
Can confirm. Me and the missus are both lords. 😬
I hope the promise of “donating to conservation” was true in some small way.
I hope the promise of “donating to conservation” was true in some small way.
September 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Can confirm. Me and the missus are both lords. 😬
I hope the promise of “donating to conservation” was true in some small way.
I hope the promise of “donating to conservation” was true in some small way.
I truly believe you’ll get your wish. I woulda done my part, but instead, I was just there.
The feeling is, indeed, back.
The feeling is, indeed, back.
July 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I truly believe you’ll get your wish. I woulda done my part, but instead, I was just there.
The feeling is, indeed, back.
The feeling is, indeed, back.
Never quite made sense to me that Goldberg called AEW “cheesy” (unless they made an offer that was too low).
Goldberg’s been paid well by WWE, but never booked particularly well (except for most of that Brock feud upon returning).
Always a WCW guy and they don’t like those there.
Goldberg’s been paid well by WWE, but never booked particularly well (except for most of that Brock feud upon returning).
Always a WCW guy and they don’t like those there.
July 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Never quite made sense to me that Goldberg called AEW “cheesy” (unless they made an offer that was too low).
Goldberg’s been paid well by WWE, but never booked particularly well (except for most of that Brock feud upon returning).
Always a WCW guy and they don’t like those there.
Goldberg’s been paid well by WWE, but never booked particularly well (except for most of that Brock feud upon returning).
Always a WCW guy and they don’t like those there.
And this is how it occurs to me that we could see Hangman and Omega face off again for that title THIS YEAR!
I don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch, but I also have a new agenda for Grand Slam…
I don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch, but I also have a new agenda for Grand Slam…
May 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
And this is how it occurs to me that we could see Hangman and Omega face off again for that title THIS YEAR!
I don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch, but I also have a new agenda for Grand Slam…
I don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch, but I also have a new agenda for Grand Slam…
Can we at least put a ball of foil inside?
May 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Can we at least put a ball of foil inside?
If I could rebook it all, I might’ve crowned Danielson at Double or Nothing. Or maybe Cole. There were guys who were deserving that lost their opportunities during that messy summer of Punk.
But AEW has a rare opportunity to recapture the magic of Hangman/Omega with Hangman/Mox. That’s massive.
But AEW has a rare opportunity to recapture the magic of Hangman/Omega with Hangman/Mox. That’s massive.
May 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
If I could rebook it all, I might’ve crowned Danielson at Double or Nothing. Or maybe Cole. There were guys who were deserving that lost their opportunities during that messy summer of Punk.
But AEW has a rare opportunity to recapture the magic of Hangman/Omega with Hangman/Mox. That’s massive.
But AEW has a rare opportunity to recapture the magic of Hangman/Omega with Hangman/Mox. That’s massive.
In retrospect, Punk beating Hangman wasn’t the best for reasons we know now, but taking the belt off Hangman then WAS the right decision.
Why? Because fans are sooooo eager for him to champ again. Outside of Daniel Bryan, when has that occurred for a 2nd reign, much less after a 6 month 1st reign?
Why? Because fans are sooooo eager for him to champ again. Outside of Daniel Bryan, when has that occurred for a 2nd reign, much less after a 6 month 1st reign?
May 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
In retrospect, Punk beating Hangman wasn’t the best for reasons we know now, but taking the belt off Hangman then WAS the right decision.
Why? Because fans are sooooo eager for him to champ again. Outside of Daniel Bryan, when has that occurred for a 2nd reign, much less after a 6 month 1st reign?
Why? Because fans are sooooo eager for him to champ again. Outside of Daniel Bryan, when has that occurred for a 2nd reign, much less after a 6 month 1st reign?
The main event is probably my favorite ever. It wasn’t for the title and yet, it felt like the biggest thing in the world.
Plus, AitA was top tier madness and, at minimum, the second best one they’ve ever done, if not THE best.
Hats off to everyone on an outstanding night.
Plus, AitA was top tier madness and, at minimum, the second best one they’ve ever done, if not THE best.
Hats off to everyone on an outstanding night.
May 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The main event is probably my favorite ever. It wasn’t for the title and yet, it felt like the biggest thing in the world.
Plus, AitA was top tier madness and, at minimum, the second best one they’ve ever done, if not THE best.
Hats off to everyone on an outstanding night.
Plus, AitA was top tier madness and, at minimum, the second best one they’ve ever done, if not THE best.
Hats off to everyone on an outstanding night.
Your neon saguaros were amazing, Hanger.
May 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Your neon saguaros were amazing, Hanger.
Revive it on TikTok and steal this bit word for word.
I would throw a lot of dollars down the money pit for that.
I would throw a lot of dollars down the money pit for that.
April 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Revive it on TikTok and steal this bit word for word.
I would throw a lot of dollars down the money pit for that.
I would throw a lot of dollars down the money pit for that.
Just so we’re all clear, the ferns are an allegory for the Young Bucks, right?
April 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just so we’re all clear, the ferns are an allegory for the Young Bucks, right?
Question is which do you prefer:
FTR as good guys with no titles
Or
FTR as bad guys with all the titles
I’m wanting gold on these boys by any means necessary. Even if they have to murder an old friend to do so.
FTR as good guys with no titles
Or
FTR as bad guys with all the titles
I’m wanting gold on these boys by any means necessary. Even if they have to murder an old friend to do so.
April 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Question is which do you prefer:
FTR as good guys with no titles
Or
FTR as bad guys with all the titles
I’m wanting gold on these boys by any means necessary. Even if they have to murder an old friend to do so.
FTR as good guys with no titles
Or
FTR as bad guys with all the titles
I’m wanting gold on these boys by any means necessary. Even if they have to murder an old friend to do so.
Business is up year-over-year so evidently, people aren’t hating it (or hating it enough to tune out). If anything, people are invested in seeing who beats Mox.
Which is difficult to get in 2025. And honestly, I don’t think we’ve had a champ we more this eager to have lose since Omega/Hanger.
Which is difficult to get in 2025. And honestly, I don’t think we’ve had a champ we more this eager to have lose since Omega/Hanger.
April 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Business is up year-over-year so evidently, people aren’t hating it (or hating it enough to tune out). If anything, people are invested in seeing who beats Mox.
Which is difficult to get in 2025. And honestly, I don’t think we’ve had a champ we more this eager to have lose since Omega/Hanger.
Which is difficult to get in 2025. And honestly, I don’t think we’ve had a champ we more this eager to have lose since Omega/Hanger.
Yup, stalker went to a bar he knew they’d be at, there was a confrontation, and instead of supporting his wrestler, Booker stopped booking her for RoW instead.
April 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yup, stalker went to a bar he knew they’d be at, there was a confrontation, and instead of supporting his wrestler, Booker stopped booking her for RoW instead.
Considering that I’m one of the cable to MAX converts, I believe it.
I dropped out of cable the minute AEW became available on MAX. And I have a few friends who stopped watching simply because they didn’t have cable anymore so checks out.
I dropped out of cable the minute AEW became available on MAX. And I have a few friends who stopped watching simply because they didn’t have cable anymore so checks out.
April 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Considering that I’m one of the cable to MAX converts, I believe it.
I dropped out of cable the minute AEW became available on MAX. And I have a few friends who stopped watching simply because they didn’t have cable anymore so checks out.
I dropped out of cable the minute AEW became available on MAX. And I have a few friends who stopped watching simply because they didn’t have cable anymore so checks out.
As long as there’s also big stuff happening during the year, I don’t mind.
All In shouldn’t be the only place the title can change hands, but building to a big change there isn’t a bad thing. It’s not like WM39 when you knew Cody wouldn’t finish the story until WM40 (even then, it almost didn’t).
All In shouldn’t be the only place the title can change hands, but building to a big change there isn’t a bad thing. It’s not like WM39 when you knew Cody wouldn’t finish the story until WM40 (even then, it almost didn’t).
April 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
As long as there’s also big stuff happening during the year, I don’t mind.
All In shouldn’t be the only place the title can change hands, but building to a big change there isn’t a bad thing. It’s not like WM39 when you knew Cody wouldn’t finish the story until WM40 (even then, it almost didn’t).
All In shouldn’t be the only place the title can change hands, but building to a big change there isn’t a bad thing. It’s not like WM39 when you knew Cody wouldn’t finish the story until WM40 (even then, it almost didn’t).
Assuming Mox is tied up in Anarchy in the Arena at DoN, I think we are very nearly there.
I know people don’t want to wait another few months, but the crowd will be fervent at All In. I’m assuming that’s where this all has been heading all along.
And Omega/Bailey/Ricky was worth my $50 alone.
I know people don’t want to wait another few months, but the crowd will be fervent at All In. I’m assuming that’s where this all has been heading all along.
And Omega/Bailey/Ricky was worth my $50 alone.
April 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Assuming Mox is tied up in Anarchy in the Arena at DoN, I think we are very nearly there.
I know people don’t want to wait another few months, but the crowd will be fervent at All In. I’m assuming that’s where this all has been heading all along.
And Omega/Bailey/Ricky was worth my $50 alone.
I know people don’t want to wait another few months, but the crowd will be fervent at All In. I’m assuming that’s where this all has been heading all along.
And Omega/Bailey/Ricky was worth my $50 alone.
I think it’s drawing the right kind of heat.
People wanted Swerve to win. He didn’t. People are upset.
We can intellectualize all we want, but I think they’re reacting the exact way AEW wants. Business is up so evidently they’re not tuning out.
And now the eventual winner against Mox is murky af.
People wanted Swerve to win. He didn’t. People are upset.
We can intellectualize all we want, but I think they’re reacting the exact way AEW wants. Business is up so evidently they’re not tuning out.
And now the eventual winner against Mox is murky af.
April 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I think it’s drawing the right kind of heat.
People wanted Swerve to win. He didn’t. People are upset.
We can intellectualize all we want, but I think they’re reacting the exact way AEW wants. Business is up so evidently they’re not tuning out.
And now the eventual winner against Mox is murky af.
People wanted Swerve to win. He didn’t. People are upset.
We can intellectualize all we want, but I think they’re reacting the exact way AEW wants. Business is up so evidently they’re not tuning out.
And now the eventual winner against Mox is murky af.