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Uncertified Gnocchi
@uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
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I’m a sensitive boi with sensitive skin. I love cats, photography, and art. She/her pronouns. Incredibly neuro-spicy to the point where zombies don’t want to eat my brain because it’s a solid 10 million on the Scoville scale.
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December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Helping my family start the Christmas Stöllen! (unfortunately I couldn’t convince them to swap the raisins with cranberries this year)
#baking #bread #Stöllen #food #christmas #christmasbread
A mixture of flour, yeast, and warm milk in a bright red and silver stand mixer, being mixed into dough.
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The Rummy tum-tum!! #cat #tabbycat #browntabby #shorthaircat
A brown tabby cat stares at the camera with big, innocent eyes, as if she totally wasn’t just chewing up the potted plant beside her
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Finals week is finally over for me, here’s a celebratory cat drawing #art #whiteboardart #cat #catdrawing #artist #realart
A picture of a fluffy cat drawn on a whiteboard, in not-so-optimal lighting, with its tongue sticking out
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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His tail has gotten fluffier! #orangecat #cat #kitten #tabbycat #tabbykitten
A fluffy orange kitten sits on the top stair, his fluffy tail cascading down the step. He stares at the camera with one ear cocked back
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Strange fungi I couldn’t identify. Found:
-Growing in place where tree was cut down, dead roots (decomposer)
-State of Maine
-Growing in tight clusters
-Fertile surface probably facing upwards?
Can anyone identify this? #mushroom #fungi #foraging #nature
A cluster of strange brown fungi with white tops grow in a bunch of grass A brown fungus on a kitchen counter, with a studded surface (on the brown part) and long, thick white mycelia
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Doodles for no reason #art #doodles #digitalart #digitalartist #realartist #humanart
To the right is a drawing of a woman in a blue shirt with dark brown hair. To the left is a gray fluffy blob with adorable eyes and ears.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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This cat just sat here and stared at me with her huge eyes until I got up and fed her #cat #tabbycat #browntabby #catphotography
A brown tabby cat with a white neck tufty stares at the camera, standing with her cute little eyes
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Rummy looking so smug and satisfied with herself #cat #caturday #browntabby #cutecat
A brown tabby cat sits on top of a blanket next to her favorite human (not in frame), with a smug and happy expression on her cute face
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Goldenrod in the autumn
#photography #nature #goldenrod
A small goldenrod plant in bloom tilts over towards a plastic box, sprouting up from a bed of grass
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I will be going to Fig’s place of residence for Thanksgiving, so new photos of the fluffy orange boy will be posted shortly! (spoiler alert: he got fluffier)
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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#282 Fun Advisory 🚨🎉🏡❤️🤣

Visit EdwinAndPete.com for more 😂😅

#comic #cartoons #funny #comedy #Art #EdwinAndPete #porch #metal #rock #love #freedom #peace #kindness #smile #hope #joy #laughter #happiness #weekend #couch
#282 Fun Advisory Edwin: “Weekend incoming!” Pete: “Then rise, noble Edwin. Commence strategic lounging. Joy levels are projected to spike. Couch protocol engaged.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Thanks to my brother for sending me this video of Rye, she rarely meows so this was a treat! #cat #caturday #tabbycat #shorthaircat
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Rye in the cone of shame as a kitten (she was overgrooming.) #cat #kitten #tabbycat #browntabby #tabbykitten #OMGACAT
A brown tabby cat wears the cone of shame, and is also in the process of licking it. She looks very surprised.
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I LOVE it when her little tail curls like this
I miss them so much. I can’t wait to get home and shower them with my affections #cat #caturday #tabbycat #preciousbaby #ohmygodCATS #cats #kitten
A cat sits in loaf formation, with her little tail curled behind her. She stares at the viewer over her shoulder with her big green eyes
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Behold an old photo of Rye. Bask in her dorkiness #cat #kitten #tabbycat #pets
A kitten stares up at the camera with her mouth half open, her head tilted all the way back and the tuft of white fur on her neck visible.
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Random doodle based on something I was writing #art #digitalart #artist
A girl lies splayed out with the words, “A Step Beyond the Stars” next to her. The background looks like lined paper
October 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Silly art dump of things I drew when I was younger #doodle #art
A drawing of a spider in a math notebook, with the spider saying, “DID SOMEONE SAY SUSHI?!” A whiteboard drawing of a ghoul at a dining table, with a waitress to his left. The ghoul is labelled “the looming specter of death at a fancy restaurant,” and the plate the waitress is carrying is labelled “more risotto.” A series of three doodles. One is of a buff cat saying, “I wrote ‘gullible’ on the ceiling,” while pointing to the word “gullible” on the ceiling. The second is of a boy in a scarf running with a frying pan and yelling, labelled “Frying pan attack.” The third is a guy in a tie saying, “Hello cruel world!” with tears on his cheeks.
October 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I really need to get better at drawing blood huh #art #artist #digitalart
A guy named Sunboy falls out the window, with his head, nose, and hand bleeding. He’s screaming “NOOOOOO!” as he falls. The text reads “Sunboy discovered the meaning of defenestration.”
October 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Every single time I use this one washing machine in the dorm, it does this #college #campuslife #laundry
September 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Beautiful chai latte
#latte #food #diner #coffeeart #latteart
A cup of chai latte sprinkled with cinnamon, with a heart made out of froth.
September 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I am DIGGING these new Procreate brushes. This artwork had been sitting incomplete for a while. (Her name is Queen of Dares.) #art #artwork #digitalart #artist
A girl with dark skin and fluffy brown hair stands with a book in one hand and golden fire in the other. Her hair is tier back in a ponytail, and she wears a small golden crown.
September 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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The trail… it is coming
A bunch of trees with a trail covered in pine needles
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Why do these guys keep appearing everywhere? I mean, I’m not complaining because they’re adorable. #caterpillar #photography #insect
A fuzzy wuzzy yellow caterpillar crawls up the side of a bench.
September 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Fuzzy wuzzy caterpillar, give me wisdom
#caterpillar #insect #bug #photography
A white and black caterpillar is chillin on the asphalt, being very fluffy.
September 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM