JJ
@uncjj.bsky.social
Wtf is actually going on?? I mean seriously??? Also, I love my dog, trees, mountains and music, just to name a few.
Great. We’ve got 2, yes only 2 scientists working on this entire country’s next flu shot. The kicker? They’re doing it using 1970s techniques. We’re doomed.
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Great. We’ve got 2, yes only 2 scientists working on this entire country’s next flu shot. The kicker? They’re doing it using 1970s techniques. We’re doomed.
I’d rather be woke than an overly sensitive drunk racist with a makeup room.
April 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’d rather be woke than an overly sensitive drunk racist with a makeup room.
Happy Earth Day! Wonder how many National Parks will be sold off today for timber.
April 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Happy Earth Day! Wonder how many National Parks will be sold off today for timber.
How many times can you shake your head
How many times can you paint it blue
Is it your love of the hurricane
Or do you wish that they named it after you
How many times can they pull your string
How many calls through the Dixie cup
Clearly a lack of communication
Houston I think we got a problem
How many times can you paint it blue
Is it your love of the hurricane
Or do you wish that they named it after you
How many times can they pull your string
How many calls through the Dixie cup
Clearly a lack of communication
Houston I think we got a problem
April 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
How many times can you shake your head
How many times can you paint it blue
Is it your love of the hurricane
Or do you wish that they named it after you
How many times can they pull your string
How many calls through the Dixie cup
Clearly a lack of communication
Houston I think we got a problem
How many times can you paint it blue
Is it your love of the hurricane
Or do you wish that they named it after you
How many times can they pull your string
How many calls through the Dixie cup
Clearly a lack of communication
Houston I think we got a problem
It will be about 9 hours until Cody Balmer gets a presidential pardon.
April 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It will be about 9 hours until Cody Balmer gets a presidential pardon.
@repjasmine.bsky.social
Keep up the good fight. You are doing good work. Thank you.
Keep up the good fight. You are doing good work. Thank you.
April 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
@repjasmine.bsky.social
Keep up the good fight. You are doing good work. Thank you.
Keep up the good fight. You are doing good work. Thank you.
At least we have a name, Ron Vara 🤦♂️
April 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
At least we have a name, Ron Vara 🤦♂️
Mike Johnson talking about proxy voting: “ I believe it violates more than 2 centuries of tradition and institution”
🤬but let’s suck an orange wanker off while he upends the constitution. It’s time for the Revolution.
🤬but let’s suck an orange wanker off while he upends the constitution. It’s time for the Revolution.
April 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Mike Johnson talking about proxy voting: “ I believe it violates more than 2 centuries of tradition and institution”
🤬but let’s suck an orange wanker off while he upends the constitution. It’s time for the Revolution.
🤬but let’s suck an orange wanker off while he upends the constitution. It’s time for the Revolution.
Both of the turds running this country have natural resting dick faces.
April 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Both of the turds running this country have natural resting dick faces.
@repjasmine.bsky.social please make them show where all this “fraud” is. PLEASE.
March 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@repjasmine.bsky.social please make them show where all this “fraud” is. PLEASE.
Errol Musk calling anyone a scumbag is as meaningless as his son saying it. How’s the stepdaughter/f-buddy you old racist POS?
March 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Errol Musk calling anyone a scumbag is as meaningless as his son saying it. How’s the stepdaughter/f-buddy you old racist POS?
I bet Mark Saunders made his kids quit playing Mario Bros.
March 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I bet Mark Saunders made his kids quit playing Mario Bros.
Somebody get Mr. LaHood some lip balm stat.
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Somebody get Mr. LaHood some lip balm stat.
Why does Elonia like young boys so much? Just curious. I’m not saying he’s f*cking underage dudes, just young ones.
March 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Why does Elonia like young boys so much? Just curious. I’m not saying he’s f*cking underage dudes, just young ones.
Republicans suck at smart.
March 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Republicans suck at smart.
Hegseth needs a camera on him at all times while in the Philippines. I’ve heard what goes on there.
March 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hegseth needs a camera on him at all times while in the Philippines. I’ve heard what goes on there.
Who else is convinced trump and elonia are paying folks to burn Tesla’s just like they paid radical protesters to riot on Jan 6? Billionaires not only want sheep, they want sympathy
March 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Who else is convinced trump and elonia are paying folks to burn Tesla’s just like they paid radical protesters to riot on Jan 6? Billionaires not only want sheep, they want sympathy
Did Melania get deported or did she just decide to stay closer to her boyfriend(s)?
March 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Did Melania get deported or did she just decide to stay closer to her boyfriend(s)?
Putin commissioned a painting of Trump. We’re Russia now.
March 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Putin commissioned a painting of Trump. We’re Russia now.
My 5 year old nephew just drew us a Kanker-Saurus. I’m saving this video for when he understands.
March 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My 5 year old nephew just drew us a Kanker-Saurus. I’m saving this video for when he understands.
We’re living in some crazy fucking times. Holy shit- literally. I need to turn off my phone & go sit under a tall tree for a bit.
March 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We’re living in some crazy fucking times. Holy shit- literally. I need to turn off my phone & go sit under a tall tree for a bit.
2 years ago today. We should’ve stayed.
March 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
2 years ago today. We should’ve stayed.
Humpty Trumpty claims there’s “no more woke in this country” as the Hillbilly and his wife who is now a chair get booed at The Kennedy Center. For the record, woke is not like a Big Mac, you can’t just shit it or us away.
March 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Humpty Trumpty claims there’s “no more woke in this country” as the Hillbilly and his wife who is now a chair get booed at The Kennedy Center. For the record, woke is not like a Big Mac, you can’t just shit it or us away.
I guess we all knew eliminating voting rights were coming at some point.
March 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I guess we all knew eliminating voting rights were coming at some point.
Happy “Gotcha” Day to this sweet girl❤️
March 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy “Gotcha” Day to this sweet girl❤️