uncleaaron.bsky.social
@uncleaaron.bsky.social
Do you have any cool old vinyl records to tell me about?
February 9, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Erm Jane goodall studied chimps, Dian fossey studied gorillas and they were contemporaries. It wasn't a ripoff situation at all OW STOP THAT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME OH GOD I'M SORRY PLEASE STOP NO DON'T TEAR MY FACE OFF OH GOD IT HURTS OH NO I'M SO SORRY PLEASE I KNOW I DESERVE THIS BUT SHOW MERCY
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
How dairy?
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Beef house truth
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Has this ever worked
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Or maybe or was when I told Stephen to go mill himself
February 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I haven't had a social interaction this awkward since I had my Bruces boxleitn'nd
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Ouch I'm going to call William and have him give you a good shatning
February 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
My recommendation? Get ready for a thrill ride of success! With quality jokes like these you are surely Hollywood bound
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
There really is no way to know if this is a joke
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Ethnic names, right?
January 29, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Resign immediately
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I want to hug Kaya so badly
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
After hearing you talk about toum on this appearance I ordered a food processor because I am a nasty garlic freak and I can't wait to make some
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Is anyone surprised that the "fuck your feelings" crowd can't take it
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 AM
He already answered my fan mail in the 90s I'm good
January 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM
You're doing great
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I accept your surrender
January 14, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I suspect we are the same age. I remember when people started saying edgelord, which is specifically how I know you're full of shit. OK kiddo was a weak response back then too.
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
No it was used a lot more freely than that. You're full of shit
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I believe the proper term in this case is edge lady, possibly edgethey
January 14, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Wrong
January 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Does this guy waste an orange every time he does a re-take
January 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
If that's anything like the godzilla/mechagodzilla relationship there may be hope yet
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM