That sounds like a dwarf that understands that Special Powder and the Boomstick is the best way to go.

A real heroic of chaotic sorta feller

Ahh leftovers always do taste different don't they?.

And microwaves, being the blessing to convenience but the curse they are, radically alter a meal's very structure.

So might i suggest steaming your leftovers instead? It may thin out sauces but it moistens instead of dries, and no microw taste.

The random peasant idling after the goldmine you sent him to farm in the backrooms collapsed

I think about this all the time

Ah.. As the bird is killed by the arrow fletched with its own feathers. So too do we end up supplying the means of our own destruction..

I delight at tales with such delectable irony, and I shall keep mine eyes open o'er your works, friend.

And if not in this life, be wary..

For Kindling kept in store are merely postponed for a much greater fire.

Our kindly and sweethearted shrimpin maiden

Rya's posture may be wonky but she straight shootin truth all the way

And to that day, be it tomorrow or a thousand lifetimes, whenever it shall deign to come.

I am sorry.