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Needy Satiric

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Just because you got the bacon, lettuce and tomato, don’t mean I’m gonna give you my toast. https://youtube.com/@unclediss?si=EVQJDfimnNqqEo5y

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Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 2h

A perfect October morning today in Chicago at 8:07 AM. #crizzvidz #Chicago

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 3h

Brit Pop legends Pulp performing “F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.L.O.V.E.” at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago IL on 9/08/25. #crizzvidz #Pulp #AragonBallroomChicago

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 3h

Jarvis Cocker of Pulp striking the pose at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago IL on 9/08/25. #disspics #JarvisCocker #Pulp #AragonBallroomChicago

Jarvis Cocker of Pulp standing on amplifiers during a performance in Chicago IL.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 3h

Pulp performing “Babies” at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago IL on 9/08/25.

This song was actually released 33 years and 3 days ago on 10/05/92. #Pulp #AragonBallroomChicago #crizzvidz

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 1d

Prince of Darkness (1987), dir. by John Carpenter. #MovieNight

Theatrical poster for the 1987 horror film ‘Prince of Darkness’, directed by John Carpenter.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 1d

I call this one ‘Patience, Grasshopper’, taken on 08/18/23 in Little Village, Chicago IL. #disspics

A mountain of pallets standing behind a white van parked by a yellow pole.

A closer shot of the yellow pole reveals a grasshopper inching its way to the top.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 1d

I call this one ‘The Haunting of Little Debbie’, taken on 10/07/23 in Little Village, Chicago IL. #disspics #spookyszn

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 1d

Swipe to reveal the catmouflage. #disspics

A tree nestled between two sidewalks in Little Village, Chicago IL.

A close-up of the same tree reveals a camouflaged grey cat that was there all along.

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Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 1d

Ian McShane’s delivery of this line has been stuck in my brain all day, so I finally had to scratch that itch and I’m glad I did.

By the way, S2E01 of ‘Deadwood’ is in my top five favorite episodes of television ever. Milch is a god damn poet.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck off CNN, you gutless twats.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 1d

Cunts,
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Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 3d

The People Under the Stairs (1991), dir. by Wes Craven. #MovieNight

Theatrical poster for the 1991 horror film ‘The People Under the Stairs’, directed by Wes Craven.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 3d

The Howling (1981), dir. by Joe Dante. #MovieNight

Theatrical poster for the 1981 horror film ‘The Howling’.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 3d

The original post claims that
there’s a lack of quality scary movies to watch this Halloween season and you recommend Star Wars and a Disney movie featuring puppets? 🤦🏻‍♂️

I didn’t know 10-year-olds used Bluesky.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 3d

‘Bring Her Back’ is currently streaming on HBOMAX and if you haven’t seen it yet, I suggest you give it a chance.

They also have an A24 collection that has plenty of creepy films worthy of October viewing.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 6d

Walz is far too gentle & soft.

His debate with that bearded Cabbage Patch Kid couch fucker Vance was a clear sign that he doesn’t have the brass to cut it in today’s no holds barred politicking.

Pritzker or Whitmer are excellent examples of strong governors who don’t take no shit from the MAGAts.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 6d

Four episodes in and you’re already disappointed and writing it off?

Put your phone down for a minute and let a story with actual character development unfold for fucks sake.

Weird make-up, you say? Never mind, you’re clearly a lost cause.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 6d

Hey genius, I mean Bob.

Thankfully MAGA wasn’t around in 1986, although the orange demented rapist was.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 6d

TikTok brain 4realz.

This country is so fucked.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 6d

Refusing to buy something that is currently unavailable for purchase is quite the bold stance. Stay strong!

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 6d

Time for a visit to the eye doctor, pal.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 6d

Have you watched ‘Black Rabbit’ on Netflix yet?

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Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 7d

That was actually my first time there!Then again, I’m not really a punk rock guy which is obviously who they appear to cater to.

Chill spot though, loved the intimacy of their 300 capacity room and the staff was cool and helpful.

Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 7d

Looks like a really awesome spot. Ain’t live music the best?

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Needy Satiric @unclediss.bsky.social · 7d

Johnny Jewel performing the Chromatics song “Lady” at Cobra Lounge in Chicago IL on 9/30/25. #crizzvidz #JohnnyJewel #Chromatics #CobraLoungeChicago