Uncle Euclid
@uncleeuclid.bsky.social
Kink. Swordplay. Cybernetics. Monsterfucker. Disciple of the Omnissiah. Comrade.
Pinned
Uncle Euclid
@uncleeuclid.bsky.social
· Feb 13
archiveofourown.org
This is what happens when someone asks me to edit a Hound/Handler fic after having done nothing but play Rogue trader for 3 days straight
Big thanks to @tearain.bsky.social for editing
archiveofourown.org/works/63022873
Big thanks to @tearain.bsky.social for editing
archiveofourown.org/works/63022873
Never lose your whimsy and the world is better for it
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Never lose your whimsy and the world is better for it
We should be allowed to flog executives once a year.
Set them up in stocks and make a festival out of it
Set them up in stocks and make a festival out of it
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We should be allowed to flog executives once a year.
Set them up in stocks and make a festival out of it
Set them up in stocks and make a festival out of it
When Jesus heals the sick he's hailed as a saviour, but when I do it I'm arrested for "practicing without a licence"
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
When Jesus heals the sick he's hailed as a saviour, but when I do it I'm arrested for "practicing without a licence"
After months in editing hell chapter 2 of Prototype is finally up
a special thank you to everyone who kept my spirits up during that time.
archiveofourown.org/works/630228...
a special thank you to everyone who kept my spirits up during that time.
archiveofourown.org/works/630228...
Prototype - Chapter 2 - Uncle_Euclid - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
After months in editing hell chapter 2 of Prototype is finally up
a special thank you to everyone who kept my spirits up during that time.
archiveofourown.org/works/630228...
a special thank you to everyone who kept my spirits up during that time.
archiveofourown.org/works/630228...
the one day i miss an anti-depressant i get the inspiration for a new chapter of brutal terminus, huh weird, i wonder if there is a connection
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
the one day i miss an anti-depressant i get the inspiration for a new chapter of brutal terminus, huh weird, i wonder if there is a connection
3rd story of Brutal terminus is out, Pack Tactics. This one came as a surprise to me as well but BT has always been from the heart. I hope you all enjoy
archiveofourown.org/works/639154...
archiveofourown.org/works/639154...
Brutal Terminus - Chapter 1 - Uncle_Euclid - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
3rd story of Brutal terminus is out, Pack Tactics. This one came as a surprise to me as well but BT has always been from the heart. I hope you all enjoy
archiveofourown.org/works/639154...
archiveofourown.org/works/639154...
everybody's gangsta until the floor stops being made out of floor
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
everybody's gangsta until the floor stops being made out of floor
My Arch Magos Prime in Abeyant, his cyber familiar is called Demi-magos bozo
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
My Arch Magos Prime in Abeyant, his cyber familiar is called Demi-magos bozo
Absolute power move
October 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Absolute power move
Oompa Loompa doopady dime;
You should piss on company time
Oompa Loompa doopady dissed;
Your boss will be appropriately pissed
Oompa Loompa doopady doors;
You can't be fired without Proper cause
You should piss on company time
Oompa Loompa doopady dissed;
Your boss will be appropriately pissed
Oompa Loompa doopady doors;
You can't be fired without Proper cause
October 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Oompa Loompa doopady dime;
You should piss on company time
Oompa Loompa doopady dissed;
Your boss will be appropriately pissed
Oompa Loompa doopady doors;
You can't be fired without Proper cause
You should piss on company time
Oompa Loompa doopady dissed;
Your boss will be appropriately pissed
Oompa Loompa doopady doors;
You can't be fired without Proper cause
I feel that Weird Al Yankovic should run for president of the United states.
I have absolutely no idea about the man's politics but...well..what's the worst that can happen
I have absolutely no idea about the man's politics but...well..what's the worst that can happen
September 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I feel that Weird Al Yankovic should run for president of the United states.
I have absolutely no idea about the man's politics but...well..what's the worst that can happen
I have absolutely no idea about the man's politics but...well..what's the worst that can happen
God gives his most samples to his eepiest lab tech.
(It's entirely my fault but I shall complain about it regardless)
(It's entirely my fault but I shall complain about it regardless)
September 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
God gives his most samples to his eepiest lab tech.
(It's entirely my fault but I shall complain about it regardless)
(It's entirely my fault but I shall complain about it regardless)
Aging is nowhere near as scary as what people do to avoid it.
Until I can start replacing parts, that's sexy as fuck
Until I can start replacing parts, that's sexy as fuck
August 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Aging is nowhere near as scary as what people do to avoid it.
Until I can start replacing parts, that's sexy as fuck
Until I can start replacing parts, that's sexy as fuck
When the Disney adults want to do a signalong and i bust out Hellfire or Savages
August 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
When the Disney adults want to do a signalong and i bust out Hellfire or Savages
Opshopping for masc clothes especially coats, is difficult. Because men(I'm guilty of this too) don't throw clothes away.
We wear them until either they die or we do
We wear them until either they die or we do
August 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Opshopping for masc clothes especially coats, is difficult. Because men(I'm guilty of this too) don't throw clothes away.
We wear them until either they die or we do
We wear them until either they die or we do
I have the urge to watch inglorious bastards again
July 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have the urge to watch inglorious bastards again
As a society we should, instead of making 'the virus that makes everyone shit themselves to death" from the movie The virus that makes everyone shit themselves to death
We should be working on "the juice that makes you cum super hard" from the porn animation The juice that makes you cum super hard
We should be working on "the juice that makes you cum super hard" from the porn animation The juice that makes you cum super hard
July 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As a society we should, instead of making 'the virus that makes everyone shit themselves to death" from the movie The virus that makes everyone shit themselves to death
We should be working on "the juice that makes you cum super hard" from the porn animation The juice that makes you cum super hard
We should be working on "the juice that makes you cum super hard" from the porn animation The juice that makes you cum super hard
Reposted by Uncle Euclid
June 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"money can't buy happiness" is a lie that the rich tell so we don't use them as fertiliser.
Money buys the conditions for mental stability and physical rejuvenation.
Also bitch'n body mods
Money buys the conditions for mental stability and physical rejuvenation.
Also bitch'n body mods
July 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"money can't buy happiness" is a lie that the rich tell so we don't use them as fertiliser.
Money buys the conditions for mental stability and physical rejuvenation.
Also bitch'n body mods
Money buys the conditions for mental stability and physical rejuvenation.
Also bitch'n body mods
"I'm not actually evil. I just called Captain America an imperialist bootlicker, and tried to unionise stark industries. Next thing I know the super cops hall me off to the super villain prison under the sea.
... Yes I would look good in spandex, why do you ask?"
... Yes I would look good in spandex, why do you ask?"
June 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"I'm not actually evil. I just called Captain America an imperialist bootlicker, and tried to unionise stark industries. Next thing I know the super cops hall me off to the super villain prison under the sea.
... Yes I would look good in spandex, why do you ask?"
... Yes I would look good in spandex, why do you ask?"
To find out is human, To fuck around is Devine.
And I'm feeling pretty human right now
And I'm feeling pretty human right now
June 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
To find out is human, To fuck around is Devine.
And I'm feeling pretty human right now
And I'm feeling pretty human right now
Since government forces are firing on journalists in America, the solution seems clear. Arm the journalists
June 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Since government forces are firing on journalists in America, the solution seems clear. Arm the journalists
Hopefully after my exams I can write more, I've still been writing, just very very slowly
June 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hopefully after my exams I can write more, I've still been writing, just very very slowly
A new addition to My work: A box that screams.
It's a black box that now rather often emits a high-pitched scream. No one in the lab is sure what else it does
It's a black box that now rather often emits a high-pitched scream. No one in the lab is sure what else it does
June 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
A new addition to My work: A box that screams.
It's a black box that now rather often emits a high-pitched scream. No one in the lab is sure what else it does
It's a black box that now rather often emits a high-pitched scream. No one in the lab is sure what else it does
