UncleJeet
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UncleJeet
@unclejeet.bsky.social
unreliable narrator
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guess i should put up a pinned whatever-we're-calling-bsky-posts shilling my books like a proper victim of capitalism

anyway, i have a funny book and a serious book, a scary book and a nerd book

pick one or pick none

i'm not the boss of you

coqdiddles.com/books/
My Books
Want some books? 'Course ya do!
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this is a great example of how modern tech distorts our view of the past, and it also applies to the VHS aesthetic

NTSC/PAL video looked way better on matching resolution CRTs, and tape-based media degrades quickly

basically, the entire era of analog video will forever be misremembered by history
what did you do
YouTube video by Noodle
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December 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
meanwhile, over on the Good Timeline, the Dreamcast 5 is this year's hottest Christmas present
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December 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
called it
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
you know, if they survive another 575 years, Atari will have the marketing opportunity of a lifetime
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
omg time travel really is possible because Terminator 2D finally dropped, and it's suddenly 1991 again

brb, reliving my youth*

*i'll try to make better decisions this time around, but i'll probably just end up wasting my life away playing video games again
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
my wife bought a holiday garland, and i immediately named it Judy

p.s. i am a dad
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December 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING 2025:

"and your phone number?"
no, thank you

"but what if this breaks and you need an exchange?"
i'll have the receipt

"but your phone lets us look up the purchase in our system!"
i'll just use my receipt

"extended coverage?"
"would you like to donate?"
"how about a magazine?"
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
tbh, i'd just delete the space bc videogames should be a compound word by now anyway

I SOLVE PROBLEMS
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
the Fallout Ghoul Log is nailing the Christmas 2025 vibe, and everyone should be using it

youtu.be/-NjnEwsK8KI?...
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i could have 10,000 copies of the same file scattered across every folder of every drive of my pc, and windows 11 search still wouldn't be able to find a single one
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December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
on today's episode of Randomly Triggering Events: the Steam re-release of The Temple of Elemental Evil

i was playing the GOG version in 2016 when i got the call that my mom died, which i'd forgotten about until today. now, it's all i can remember

the holidays keep getting harder as the years go by
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
people will never appreciate the creative value of constraints or how valuable not being able to do the thing you want to do the way you want to do it truly is
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Why do so many people pronounce Cinnabon as Cinnabun? It’s fine, pronounce things however you want - but where does it come from?

Is it regional? If your area calls them cinnamon rolls, maybe you say Cinnabon but if they’re cinnamon buns, you say Cinnabun?

It’s a real Berenstain Bears situation.
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
remasters and remakes may be all the rage now, but sierra was doing it all the way back in 1990
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
if you still think ai companies are simply chasing profit (lol) or that the benefits of LLMs will outweigh the costs, you're just wrong

governments want ai for surveillance and control
corporations want ai for surveillance and exploitation

there is no place for freedom in the ultimate panopticon
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December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
so happy to see this little nod from @juliaminamata.bsky.social to my long-lost sierra holiday "cards" that i miss so much

(the crimson diamond is really good, btw. you should play it)
store.steampowered.com/app/1098770/...
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
it's already December 3, and i just remembered to republish My Christmas Story for the month

i really am fantastic at self-promotion
My Christmas Story
Here's my version of A Christmas Story that has nothing to do with A Christmas Story other than that it's a story about Christmas. And it's mine.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
there's a made-for-tv-in-the-'90s/'2000s movie in the idea that the reason every ai-generated woman has the same face is because ai is demonic, and the convergence of facial features into a single, global beauty standard is a manipulation by Lilith to gather unwitting worshippers for her ascension
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
hey guys, rate my christmas fit
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
we're all waiting on that Windows XP remaster, Nightdive
“You heard wrong” - users brutually reject Microsoft's "Copilot for work" in Edge and Windows 11
Angry users are telling Windows giant that they’re “not a baby” and don’t need a chatbot “shoved” in their face.
www.windowslatest.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
every day is a #DOSember day, you tourists
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December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i've got lots of creative friends who are working on their own independent projects that all look extremely clever or innovative or just plain fun

even though they do the same work at work, their enthusiasm for doing something for themselves is infectious

people do their best work outside of work
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
this little bastard has been kicking my ass for 35 years - so close this time, and i looked so suave in my suit, too!

i'll get him next time
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM