Uncle Junior
@unclejr.bsky.social
Release all of the #EpsteinFiles.
Maybe instead of religious tests, we should require IQ tests before anyone can assume public office.
February 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Maybe instead of religious tests, we should require IQ tests before anyone can assume public office.
The Child Rapist is unhinged!
February 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The Child Rapist is unhinged!
Not even Honorable Mentions for:
Russ Vought,
Tulsi Gabbard,
JD Vance, or
Tom Homan?
(Wait till the extent of Tulsi’s treason comes to light. She might rocket to the top of the list.)
Russ Vought,
Tulsi Gabbard,
JD Vance, or
Tom Homan?
(Wait till the extent of Tulsi’s treason comes to light. She might rocket to the top of the list.)
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Not even Honorable Mentions for:
Russ Vought,
Tulsi Gabbard,
JD Vance, or
Tom Homan?
(Wait till the extent of Tulsi’s treason comes to light. She might rocket to the top of the list.)
Russ Vought,
Tulsi Gabbard,
JD Vance, or
Tom Homan?
(Wait till the extent of Tulsi’s treason comes to light. She might rocket to the top of the list.)
Marco Rubio is probably the most competent member of the administration. Doesn’t make him “good” or “the best of the worst,” just competent in evil-doing.
February 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Marco Rubio is probably the most competent member of the administration. Doesn’t make him “good” or “the best of the worst,” just competent in evil-doing.
I’m not a gynecologist, but I still know a cunt when I see one.
February 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m not a gynecologist, but I still know a cunt when I see one.
The Child Rapist, aka #Epstein’sBestie, is out of practice using his reality TV catch phrase. Any “real” president would tell Lutnick: “You’re Fired!”
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
The Child Rapist, aka #Epstein’sBestie, is out of practice using his reality TV catch phrase. Any “real” president would tell Lutnick: “You’re Fired!”
Right there with ya! Although, I must say, there have been more than 3 good ones over 60 years. They are few and far between - and they’ve gotten worse - especially in the last 20 years or so.
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Right there with ya! Although, I must say, there have been more than 3 good ones over 60 years. They are few and far between - and they’ve gotten worse - especially in the last 20 years or so.
Or more precisely, the drift/deflection is always towards the west (neither always left nor right).
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Or more precisely, the drift/deflection is always towards the west (neither always left nor right).
Aren’t ALL “real” football stadiums oriented north-south?
Also, it seems like the drift would be to the left at the opposite end of the field.
Also, it seems like the drift would be to the left at the opposite end of the field.
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Aren’t ALL “real” football stadiums oriented north-south?
Also, it seems like the drift would be to the left at the opposite end of the field.
Also, it seems like the drift would be to the left at the opposite end of the field.
He must have finally realized that “Kid Rock” is just another name for Epstein Island.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
He must have finally realized that “Kid Rock” is just another name for Epstein Island.
He must have finally realized that “Kid Rock” is just another name for Epstein Island.
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
He must have finally realized that “Kid Rock” is just another name for Epstein Island.
Even a whiny little bitch can be right about the ridiculous kickoff rules in the NFL.
Also:
Also:
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Even a whiny little bitch can be right about the ridiculous kickoff rules in the NFL.
Also:
Also:
Even a whiny little bitch can be right about the ridiculous kickoff rules in the NFL.
Also:
Also:
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Even a whiny little bitch can be right about the ridiculous kickoff rules in the NFL.
Also:
Also:
I don’t care about Bad Bunny, but…
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I don’t care about Bad Bunny, but…
Tent poles with condoms on them.
-Sascha Riley
-Sascha Riley
February 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Tent poles with condoms on them.
-Sascha Riley
-Sascha Riley
I failed to heed your advice. But for anyone else who doesn’t know the provenance of Double Dutch Rudder, I’ll save you the work. It’s a not gay way for two dudes to masturbate together, and was started at THE Ohio State University to celebrate football team wins:
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I failed to heed your advice. But for anyone else who doesn’t know the provenance of Double Dutch Rudder, I’ll save you the work. It’s a not gay way for two dudes to masturbate together, and was started at THE Ohio State University to celebrate football team wins:
Baby crying on an airplane.
February 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Baby crying on an airplane.
Lock his insurrectionist, Un-American ass up! Keep him locked up for the 5 year max. Make an example of this icehole!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Lock his insurrectionist, Un-American ass up! Keep him locked up for the 5 year max. Make an example of this icehole!
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
What the fuck is wrong with these people?