unclespydie.bsky.social
@unclespydie.bsky.social
Kissy face! Kissy face!
Now you got cooties.
She don't want to fall pregnant
So cum in her booty.
January 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I don't post nudes on the timeline. Inbox me for that.
January 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Bitten by an alligator
Kidnapped by a crocodile
Lest the evil venom killed em
And I left with a smile.
January 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Meet in the dark
You just got lucky
I'll suck your blood
After you give me a lil sucky.
December 31, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Chica cherry cola
Soda tastes alright
Pour the purple from the bottle
Straight into the sprite
December 31, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Rub a genies lamp
Give a little look
Burn your fucking bra
Before you burn a fucking book.
December 31, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Buzz. Buzz. Endorphins.
Daddy needs a drink.
Carve another line.
Let the skin drink up the ink.
December 31, 2024 at 2:18 PM
December 31, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Chicka cherry cola
Soda tastes alright
Take the purple from the bottle
Mix it straight into the sprite
December 31, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Reposted
If you want to date me, you have to defeat the seven complexes my mom gave me
November 29, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Where's the fire?
What's the rush?
When desire
Turns into rust
November 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM