Uncle Waffles
@unclewaffles.bsky.social
Some guy who likes waffles
Dude, that's not a bus driver. This person knocked out the bus driver and stole their clothes.
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Dude, that's not a bus driver. This person knocked out the bus driver and stole their clothes.
One way you can improve your writing is by...writing! Get an editor instead. Saves water and electricity
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
One way you can improve your writing is by...writing! Get an editor instead. Saves water and electricity
Questions of cost are for programs that help Americans' material condition.
Everything else is a blank check, especially guns and cops
Everything else is a blank check, especially guns and cops
January 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Questions of cost are for programs that help Americans' material condition.
Everything else is a blank check, especially guns and cops
Everything else is a blank check, especially guns and cops
Is this a chuck Schumer alt account?
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Is this a chuck Schumer alt account?
"Surplus population"
December 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"Surplus population"
Hey look, they're starting to manufacture consent to completely abandon helping Ukraine.
This will be used as a wedge into "Ukraine is corrupt, we shouldn't help them anymore."
This will be used as a wedge into "Ukraine is corrupt, we shouldn't help them anymore."
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Hey look, they're starting to manufacture consent to completely abandon helping Ukraine.
This will be used as a wedge into "Ukraine is corrupt, we shouldn't help them anymore."
This will be used as a wedge into "Ukraine is corrupt, we shouldn't help them anymore."
"But I'll support him 100%"
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"But I'll support him 100%"
Oh, he was born in New Jersey. No wonder he acts like he don't give a fuck.
Oh, and he was shot at? Were at negative levels of giving a fuck here...
Oh, and he was shot at? Were at negative levels of giving a fuck here...
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oh, he was born in New Jersey. No wonder he acts like he don't give a fuck.
Oh, and he was shot at? Were at negative levels of giving a fuck here...
Oh, and he was shot at? Were at negative levels of giving a fuck here...
Dems are far to the right of their voters. They won't do a thing.
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Dems are far to the right of their voters. They won't do a thing.
You voted no but helped others vote yes. I can't wait to vote for someone else in the primaries.
Retire. Go hang out with the baileys.
Retire. Go hang out with the baileys.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
You voted no but helped others vote yes. I can't wait to vote for someone else in the primaries.
Retire. Go hang out with the baileys.
Retire. Go hang out with the baileys.
There will be no health care. Dems gave up their leverage for a promise from the most dishonest people on earth.
There won't be a vote, and they'll probably adjourn for the entire month of December to rub it in the dems' faces that they got played.
There won't be a vote, and they'll probably adjourn for the entire month of December to rub it in the dems' faces that they got played.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
There will be no health care. Dems gave up their leverage for a promise from the most dishonest people on earth.
There won't be a vote, and they'll probably adjourn for the entire month of December to rub it in the dems' faces that they got played.
There won't be a vote, and they'll probably adjourn for the entire month of December to rub it in the dems' faces that they got played.
You and I both know that a vote for the aca subsidies is doomed. The republican party won't let it pass, and that's if they even let it come to a vote
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You and I both know that a vote for the aca subsidies is doomed. The republican party won't let it pass, and that's if they even let it come to a vote
I think he doesn't give a damn about his voters and thinks he can threaten them with republican rule if they start demanding things.
FFS he has imaginary constituents, who he listens to, instead of his *real* constituents. In an amazing coincidence, they always agree with his plan.
FFS he has imaginary constituents, who he listens to, instead of his *real* constituents. In an amazing coincidence, they always agree with his plan.
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I think he doesn't give a damn about his voters and thinks he can threaten them with republican rule if they start demanding things.
FFS he has imaginary constituents, who he listens to, instead of his *real* constituents. In an amazing coincidence, they always agree with his plan.
FFS he has imaginary constituents, who he listens to, instead of his *real* constituents. In an amazing coincidence, they always agree with his plan.
Brilyn?
That dude is just mad about all the swirlies he gets in middle school.
That dude is just mad about all the swirlies he gets in middle school.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Brilyn?
That dude is just mad about all the swirlies he gets in middle school.
That dude is just mad about all the swirlies he gets in middle school.
Thank God, I can't hear any more pretzel logic they use to give away their leverage for a handful of beans.
Again.
Again.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Thank God, I can't hear any more pretzel logic they use to give away their leverage for a handful of beans.
Again.
Again.
They can demand whatever they want, they're not getting a dime from me.
Thanks to their repeated inaction, I need that dime for food.
Thanks to their repeated inaction, I need that dime for food.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They can demand whatever they want, they're not getting a dime from me.
Thanks to their repeated inaction, I need that dime for food.
Thanks to their repeated inaction, I need that dime for food.
Because their job is apparently diappointing their voters. They don't play to win, do not weild power when they have it.
There's a good chance the winning elections was why they did it.
There's a good chance the winning elections was why they did it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Because their job is apparently diappointing their voters. They don't play to win, do not weild power when they have it.
There's a good chance the winning elections was why they did it.
There's a good chance the winning elections was why they did it.
You should primary Schumer. He really sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You should primary Schumer. He really sucks.
That dude could have died right there, and trumps only concern would be what the guy dying does to the carpet.
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
That dude could have died right there, and trumps only concern would be what the guy dying does to the carpet.
Eh, it would all be China-made low quality products, like every jerk in trump's putrid orbit.
Also, it looks like his bottom jaw is trying to eat the rest of his head.
Also, it looks like his bottom jaw is trying to eat the rest of his head.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Eh, it would all be China-made low quality products, like every jerk in trump's putrid orbit.
Also, it looks like his bottom jaw is trying to eat the rest of his head.
Also, it looks like his bottom jaw is trying to eat the rest of his head.
Yeah, how can this be interpreted other than "we want to kill people?"
I'm sure the republicans will find a way.
I'm sure the republicans will find a way.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Yeah, how can this be interpreted other than "we want to kill people?"
I'm sure the republicans will find a way.
I'm sure the republicans will find a way.
Wow, I didn't realize how much I wanted to read the phrase "the decaying influence of the New York Times."
But it's a very nice sentence.
But it's a very nice sentence.
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Wow, I didn't realize how much I wanted to read the phrase "the decaying influence of the New York Times."
But it's a very nice sentence.
But it's a very nice sentence.