Uncle Yuko, CEO
@uncleyukoceo.bsky.social
no point being coherent tbh
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oateration 8: the big one
oat, peanut butter (crunchy), date syrup, cow's milk
been a shit week. i needed this
#UncleOatko
oat, peanut butter (crunchy), date syrup, cow's milk
been a shit week. i needed this
#UncleOatko
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
oateration 8: the big one
oat, peanut butter (crunchy), date syrup, cow's milk
been a shit week. i needed this
#UncleOatko
oat, peanut butter (crunchy), date syrup, cow's milk
been a shit week. i needed this
#UncleOatko
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
oateration 7: DATE
WE BACK
found a bottle of date syrup at me local grocery store, also had some yogurt in the fridge
measurements uhh slightly not precise
102g oats
~29g date syrup
~30-something g greek yogurt
#UncleOatko
WE BACK
found a bottle of date syrup at me local grocery store, also had some yogurt in the fridge
measurements uhh slightly not precise
102g oats
~29g date syrup
~30-something g greek yogurt
#UncleOatko
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
oateration 7: DATE
WE BACK
found a bottle of date syrup at me local grocery store, also had some yogurt in the fridge
measurements uhh slightly not precise
102g oats
~29g date syrup
~30-something g greek yogurt
#UncleOatko
WE BACK
found a bottle of date syrup at me local grocery store, also had some yogurt in the fridge
measurements uhh slightly not precise
102g oats
~29g date syrup
~30-something g greek yogurt
#UncleOatko
Ideal oat program, iteration 6: MOAR
unsurprisingly, late lunch means hungry during the day soooo bigger breakfast. i will probably disprove this tomorrow lmao
150g oat flakes
80g raisins
top with almond milk
also calling these iterations bc clearly i can't be consistent enough
#UncleOatko
unsurprisingly, late lunch means hungry during the day soooo bigger breakfast. i will probably disprove this tomorrow lmao
150g oat flakes
80g raisins
top with almond milk
also calling these iterations bc clearly i can't be consistent enough
#UncleOatko
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Ideal oat program, iteration 6: MOAR
unsurprisingly, late lunch means hungry during the day soooo bigger breakfast. i will probably disprove this tomorrow lmao
150g oat flakes
80g raisins
top with almond milk
also calling these iterations bc clearly i can't be consistent enough
#UncleOatko
unsurprisingly, late lunch means hungry during the day soooo bigger breakfast. i will probably disprove this tomorrow lmao
150g oat flakes
80g raisins
top with almond milk
also calling these iterations bc clearly i can't be consistent enough
#UncleOatko
Ideal oat program, day 5: eyeballin it
soy milk was a success compared to regular. skipped measurements because couldn't be arsed (except oats kinda bc i knew i only had 100g left)
100g oats
~50g raisin
top with milk of choice (soy for me)
#UncleOatko
soy milk was a success compared to regular. skipped measurements because couldn't be arsed (except oats kinda bc i knew i only had 100g left)
100g oats
~50g raisin
top with milk of choice (soy for me)
#UncleOatko
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ideal oat program, day 5: eyeballin it
soy milk was a success compared to regular. skipped measurements because couldn't be arsed (except oats kinda bc i knew i only had 100g left)
100g oats
~50g raisin
top with milk of choice (soy for me)
#UncleOatko
soy milk was a success compared to regular. skipped measurements because couldn't be arsed (except oats kinda bc i knew i only had 100g left)
100g oats
~50g raisin
top with milk of choice (soy for me)
#UncleOatko
Ideal oat program, day 4: milk replacement
Replaced the milk (cow) with soy milk (store only had oat and soy, and oat milk would've been a bit much)
100g oat
125ml soy milk
~50g raisins
Expectations: my stomach not getting that fucked up (is it the fiber actually? who nose)
#UncleOatko
Replaced the milk (cow) with soy milk (store only had oat and soy, and oat milk would've been a bit much)
100g oat
125ml soy milk
~50g raisins
Expectations: my stomach not getting that fucked up (is it the fiber actually? who nose)
#UncleOatko
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ideal oat program, day 4: milk replacement
Replaced the milk (cow) with soy milk (store only had oat and soy, and oat milk would've been a bit much)
100g oat
125ml soy milk
~50g raisins
Expectations: my stomach not getting that fucked up (is it the fiber actually? who nose)
#UncleOatko
Replaced the milk (cow) with soy milk (store only had oat and soy, and oat milk would've been a bit much)
100g oat
125ml soy milk
~50g raisins
Expectations: my stomach not getting that fucked up (is it the fiber actually? who nose)
#UncleOatko
Ideal oat program, day 3: Raisin the stakes
The plan for this test is to see how raisins work, both as a sorta makeshift sweetener and as a lil bitta texture variety amidst the oats
100g oats
125g milk
35g raisins
(also this jar has a lil lid porthole, how cool is that?)
#UncleOatko
The plan for this test is to see how raisins work, both as a sorta makeshift sweetener and as a lil bitta texture variety amidst the oats
100g oats
125g milk
35g raisins
(also this jar has a lil lid porthole, how cool is that?)
#UncleOatko
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ideal oat program, day 3: Raisin the stakes
The plan for this test is to see how raisins work, both as a sorta makeshift sweetener and as a lil bitta texture variety amidst the oats
100g oats
125g milk
35g raisins
(also this jar has a lil lid porthole, how cool is that?)
#UncleOatko
The plan for this test is to see how raisins work, both as a sorta makeshift sweetener and as a lil bitta texture variety amidst the oats
100g oats
125g milk
35g raisins
(also this jar has a lil lid porthole, how cool is that?)
#UncleOatko
Ideal oat, day 2: soften
125g milk
100g oat
25g sugar (hand slipped but we log regardless)
aaand my idea from yesterday worked! first try i'd say, which is surprising. next up: i dunno! i'll get an idea by tonight
(i didn't forget you forgot)
125g milk
100g oat
25g sugar (hand slipped but we log regardless)
aaand my idea from yesterday worked! first try i'd say, which is surprising. next up: i dunno! i'll get an idea by tonight
(i didn't forget you forgot)
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ideal oat, day 2: soften
125g milk
100g oat
25g sugar (hand slipped but we log regardless)
aaand my idea from yesterday worked! first try i'd say, which is surprising. next up: i dunno! i'll get an idea by tonight
(i didn't forget you forgot)
125g milk
100g oat
25g sugar (hand slipped but we log regardless)
aaand my idea from yesterday worked! first try i'd say, which is surprising. next up: i dunno! i'll get an idea by tonight
(i didn't forget you forgot)
6/10, packed along some blueberries
exactly up to expectations
directive for next day's portion is try and make it a bit softer (i fw the mush)
#UncleOatko
exactly up to expectations
directive for next day's portion is try and make it a bit softer (i fw the mush)
#UncleOatko
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
6/10, packed along some blueberries
exactly up to expectations
directive for next day's portion is try and make it a bit softer (i fw the mush)
#UncleOatko
exactly up to expectations
directive for next day's portion is try and make it a bit softer (i fw the mush)
#UncleOatko
figuring out my ideal overnight oats recipe
day 1: root
expecting this to be particularly dry/coarse (high solid-to-liquid ratio), possibly quite sweet (might have been too much sugar)
100g oats
100g milk
20g brown sugar
bit more yap in alt text
#UncleOatko
day 1: root
expecting this to be particularly dry/coarse (high solid-to-liquid ratio), possibly quite sweet (might have been too much sugar)
100g oats
100g milk
20g brown sugar
bit more yap in alt text
#UncleOatko
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
figuring out my ideal overnight oats recipe
day 1: root
expecting this to be particularly dry/coarse (high solid-to-liquid ratio), possibly quite sweet (might have been too much sugar)
100g oats
100g milk
20g brown sugar
bit more yap in alt text
#UncleOatko
day 1: root
expecting this to be particularly dry/coarse (high solid-to-liquid ratio), possibly quite sweet (might have been too much sugar)
100g oats
100g milk
20g brown sugar
bit more yap in alt text
#UncleOatko
![Spongebob screaming at a bystander.
Caption "translation"/transcript: I FUCKING LOVE [Silksong Steel Soul]
I WANT TO FUCKING [Screenshots of the Steel Soul exclusive content/changes]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:anyca5i76tcqif6iygr5mrt3/bafkreigd3pwonyz5frdxnk6kah74hw3paybenamunnrleuzuhxict7ttma@jpeg)
someone in a discord i'm in made a snail out of their wordle a few days ago
October 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
someone in a discord i'm in made a snail out of their wordle a few days ago
Got to the end of Hunter's March without dash. Not that hard, mostly platforming having much tighter timings
Can't get any of the fancy stuff though (Mottled Skarr might be accessible with a coccoon and saving to return? I was in Steel Soul so I can't confirm)
#silksong
Can't get any of the fancy stuff though (Mottled Skarr might be accessible with a coccoon and saving to return? I was in Steel Soul so I can't confirm)
#silksong
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Got to the end of Hunter's March without dash. Not that hard, mostly platforming having much tighter timings
Can't get any of the fancy stuff though (Mottled Skarr might be accessible with a coccoon and saving to return? I was in Steel Soul so I can't confirm)
#silksong
Can't get any of the fancy stuff though (Mottled Skarr might be accessible with a coccoon and saving to return? I was in Steel Soul so I can't confirm)
#silksong
shtreamin repo tonight (baby's first collab)
joined by the one and only
@sylemstickman.bsky.social
@reinid2d.bsky.social
@spichael.bsky.social
6 pm gmt, be there or be square
twitch.tv/uncleyukoceo
joined by the one and only
@sylemstickman.bsky.social
@reinid2d.bsky.social
@spichael.bsky.social
6 pm gmt, be there or be square
twitch.tv/uncleyukoceo
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
shtreamin repo tonight (baby's first collab)
joined by the one and only
@sylemstickman.bsky.social
@reinid2d.bsky.social
@spichael.bsky.social
6 pm gmt, be there or be square
twitch.tv/uncleyukoceo
joined by the one and only
@sylemstickman.bsky.social
@reinid2d.bsky.social
@spichael.bsky.social
6 pm gmt, be there or be square
twitch.tv/uncleyukoceo
Steel Heart's next
October 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Steel Heart's next
YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ENJOY YOURSELF
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ENJOY YOURSELF
October 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ENJOY YOURSELF
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ENJOY YOURSELF
what lands shall ye be leaving for?
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
what lands shall ye be leaving for?
garlic breaaaaad
September 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
garlic breaaaaad
