second christmas for me is buying a few of these at the grocery store when they go in sale

christmas crunch is about to be 50% off

i put this on in our house remembering it from childhood as chaucer — like i thought it was a serious film. and ten minutes in i'm having to explain why santa and his reindeer are drowning in snow

i don't know if it's a triple down as much as a "i know this will get leaked and the last one didn't include the 'merry christmas' part"

HAPPYHOLIDAAAAAYS

i usually develop a nap routine that destroys me in early january

programming note: if White Castle sends a C&D the episode description will change to the burger night of my youth when mom forced us to watch a vhs of her at work (cath lab). Aside from the occasional flying streams of blood, it was boring — spotify version here: open.spotify.com/episode/2jqd...

it is honestly one of the coolest handhelds i've ever owned (and i've owned all of the major handhelds) — unfortunately the first broke with a waist high drop and the second broke sharing space with keys in a pocket.

there are some really fun games on it

same (except for the playdate, too fragile)

if there was only a play we mortals could make to save an embarrassing tumble on an icy sidewalk

they are out there for real.. i just wanted to pick up an arctic char or some other non-offensive fish at the market and the parking lots were apocalyptically full... need to go while everyone else is at church tomorrow am

flutter shy looks like she wound up in a bar fight in somerville, massachusetts

gawd if that dude could be in a union he would be general grievous and could grieve people at the same time