under-the-table.bsky.social
@under-the-table.bsky.social
This is the nick wherein I engage with NSFW content. More intelligent comments elsewhere.
There is literally nothing worse than being a person obsessed with oral sex who also has misiphonia. #neurodivergence #autism #oral-sex
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I think having a small group of friends I could safely whore around with would really help my recovery. Especially if they were down for the occasional orgy.

#poly #pansexual #self-love #solicited-pics
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
@faekitti.bsky.social - you know how sometimes, you'll be walking through the art museum and suddenly be seized by the urge to touch one of the works of art?

Your stomach is one such work of art for me. 😍🥰🥵
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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ice is a terrorist organization pass it on
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I can't keep straight what I'm saying here and what I'm saying over on Threads. 😂
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
New cure for writer's block -

Sexting.

Any takers?
January 7, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I guess it's too quiet around here because I feel like showing off for my precious few Bluesky followers. 😁

#nsfw #nude #male
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I really love having this space where I can be an unashamed and uncensored bisexual male.

(Special note to all #unicorn hunters - you're top of my bucket list. 😍)
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Aspiration for the new year - to maintain autistically uncomfortable eye contact with someone who has a crush on me while I fuck them through the mattress.
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Unfortunately, it's starting to look like the only women who want to be with me are in it for the money -

Of which I have none. 😒
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Happy new year to all you lovelies out there tugging on my heartstrings. May you find all the basics for a happy life this coming year. 🤟🤟🤟💛💛💛
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Debating posting another relatively harmless nude. Unsure though.
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If anyone wants to be the one to provide the service, just DM me. 😂
I need to get my appraisal updated lol
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Affection level is reaching dangerous Defcon 5 proportions and I'm pretty sure the secret is out. 😢
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Guys, I have such a deep excess of affection right now, I don't even know what to do with it all. I need someone I can hug a lot. Like, a WHOLE LOT.
December 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Went to my first orgy yesterday. A very weird experience for a shy introvert but I feel like it was an important thing to do in terms of self-confidence and self-acceptance.
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I don't know what my league is but I'm pretty sure she's out of it.
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
One of the best things about having a Fetlife account is that if I ever get tired of talking about myself, which I do, I can just point you over there and you'll get the whole story without me saying anything more. #kink
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Kinda just looking for some skin to skin contact, but also trying to be disciplined and responsible.

So far, discipline is winning by a nose. 😬
December 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Sometimes, I get a really strong urge to bare it all online and then I need to just turn the phone off and go touch grass or something.
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Reminder to everyone out there -

A woman's affection is not an endless resource. Use it wisely.

🤟
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thanks to some recent medication changes, I have a fully functional cock again. Yayyyyyyy! 😂
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Things I think you should know about me if we're going to interact here.
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Just so you know, I'm a total simp for Katie. 😻
𓍊𓋼𓍊𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊𓋼
Hi there, I'm MoonCat/Kait/Katie🫶🏻

☆ 27
☆ infp
☆ cat mom
☆ gamer!!!!🎮 twitch streamer
☆ Leo Sun, Gemini Moon, Aquarius Rising
☆ pinterest, tea, books, antiques 💓
☆ The Beatles
☆ Fall Out Boy
☆ Sleeping With Sirens
☆ Ashnikko
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Repost for full video in your dms 💦
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM