UnderclassHeroes
@underclassheroes.bsky.social
I write stories on DA and doom scrool social media to kill time. Hi, I guess? 29 M, minors kindly fuck off.
10/10, no notes
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
10/10, no notes
Under 10? Good boys; since it's still common to wear thus counts as a 'gift' (Source: Mac from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends)
Over 10? Bad; since the moment you pull them out of the stocking you know there's not going to be any boxers in your dresser when you go upstairs
Over 10? Bad; since the moment you pull them out of the stocking you know there's not going to be any boxers in your dresser when you go upstairs
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Under 10? Good boys; since it's still common to wear thus counts as a 'gift' (Source: Mac from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends)
Over 10? Bad; since the moment you pull them out of the stocking you know there's not going to be any boxers in your dresser when you go upstairs
Over 10? Bad; since the moment you pull them out of the stocking you know there's not going to be any boxers in your dresser when you go upstairs
Oh god...totally not thinking about how many people's family photos likely have my tighty whities peeking out over the years...😳
September 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh god...totally not thinking about how many people's family photos likely have my tighty whities peeking out over the years...😳
Sounds like my kind of party!
September 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Sounds like my kind of party!
I mean...The downgrade is worth it to know you're going to get to see him in his too, right?
September 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I mean...The downgrade is worth it to know you're going to get to see him in his too, right?
A rule like that is just Asking for a wedgie. After all, need to get the cotton yanked high enough for an easier comparison to your teeth!
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
A rule like that is just Asking for a wedgie. After all, need to get the cotton yanked high enough for an easier comparison to your teeth!
I mean, it's only really an issue when they find out the rule on this morning routine still applies when they have friends sleepover
September 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I mean, it's only really an issue when they find out the rule on this morning routine still applies when they have friends sleepover
Well this sounds familiar 😳
September 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Well this sounds familiar 😳
I agree, though I don't think I'd have managed to avoid being outed if everyone did
June 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I agree, though I don't think I'd have managed to avoid being outed if everyone did
Felt spoiled that year. Popular boy in brand new, pristine white tighty whities; and a goth/metal head in baggier, clearly well worn tighty whities. Only a couple months between the views
June 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Felt spoiled that year. Popular boy in brand new, pristine white tighty whities; and a goth/metal head in baggier, clearly well worn tighty whities. Only a couple months between the views
Was absolutely great. In one moment I got both the shocking reveal that anyone, let alone someone so popular, still wore tighty whities; And I got to see one of his jock friends loudly tease him for it in front of everyone
June 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Was absolutely great. In one moment I got both the shocking reveal that anyone, let alone someone so popular, still wore tighty whities; And I got to see one of his jock friends loudly tease him for it in front of everyone
Though maybe I'm biased. There was a popular boy growing up who always had his shirt tucked in to a sturdy belt. Friends with the jocks, the cheerleaders, the rich kids, but didn't dress like them. Finally had gym with him and was shocked to see he still wore tighty whities underneath it all.
June 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Though maybe I'm biased. There was a popular boy growing up who always had his shirt tucked in to a sturdy belt. Friends with the jocks, the cheerleaders, the rich kids, but didn't dress like them. Finally had gym with him and was shocked to see he still wore tighty whities underneath it all.
Tucked in shirts, or well shaped belts. Always makes me think they're trying to hide what they're wearing
June 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Tucked in shirts, or well shaped belts. Always makes me think they're trying to hide what they're wearing
Now I really can't wait to see how re-living high school like that plays out for him!
June 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Now I really can't wait to see how re-living high school like that plays out for him!
For me, it was the many times Numbah 4 got *massive* wedgies
I started watching the show during my "Always in a hoodie" phase, so seeing a character dressed like me (including the tighty whities) get wedgied a ton made him my favorite. I was just too young to know I had a crush on him at the time
I started watching the show during my "Always in a hoodie" phase, so seeing a character dressed like me (including the tighty whities) get wedgied a ton made him my favorite. I was just too young to know I had a crush on him at the time
May 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
For me, it was the many times Numbah 4 got *massive* wedgies
I started watching the show during my "Always in a hoodie" phase, so seeing a character dressed like me (including the tighty whities) get wedgied a ton made him my favorite. I was just too young to know I had a crush on him at the time
I started watching the show during my "Always in a hoodie" phase, so seeing a character dressed like me (including the tighty whities) get wedgied a ton made him my favorite. I was just too young to know I had a crush on him at the time
Before I knew what a crush was, probably Numbah 4 from Kids Next Door or Ulrich Stern from Code Lyoko.
But the first one I *knew* I had a crush on? Ciel Phantomhive
But the first one I *knew* I had a crush on? Ciel Phantomhive
a cartoon character with his eyes closed is wearing a white glove
ALT: a cartoon character with his eyes closed is wearing a white glove
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May 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Before I knew what a crush was, probably Numbah 4 from Kids Next Door or Ulrich Stern from Code Lyoko.
But the first one I *knew* I had a crush on? Ciel Phantomhive
But the first one I *knew* I had a crush on? Ciel Phantomhive
That's what I always imagined. Especially with them having an entire episode on pantsings
May 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
That's what I always imagined. Especially with them having an entire episode on pantsings
Always wondered if he meant spare underwear in case of an accident, or wedgie damage. With Nickelodeon it could go either way
May 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Always wondered if he meant spare underwear in case of an accident, or wedgie damage. With Nickelodeon it could go either way
Mom, and surprisingly yeah. Tried to get me into boxers in middle school (friend of hers pressured her saying I'd get made fun of) but I managed to talk her out of it
April 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Mom, and surprisingly yeah. Tried to get me into boxers in middle school (friend of hers pressured her saying I'd get made fun of) but I managed to talk her out of it