Golden rule: they were never going to employ someone that was clearly better than them.

Ruin a band by changing one letter

Queef

‘We agreed in advance with girlfriend’, woah tiger, start with just the two of you, build it up from there if that’s your thing.

Aaahhhh. Got you.

5) it’s good stuff, it hadn’t occurred to me that I needed to give any sort of feedback, that you wanted / needed / appreciated feedback from ‘strangers’ Out here in the void. To be clear, this is a me problem, not a you problem.

Ive been raging against dull blue, black, dark grey. Im the ultimate Timmy Mallet / Bear Grylls cross over. Possibly leaning more towards the Mallet or Biggins to the less refined onlooker.

Ruin two bands by combining them:
Dead Furry Animals

3, didn’t even know there was a 5 to be honest. Not got many box sets at all, very much Christmas present territory.

I’ve played the first one (to make sure it works). Yes, terrific.

Hey, you are already massively anticipated for 2026 with the vinyl release. Check back in 12 months, guaranteed high ranking… I just cant have you as ‘new’ 2 years running, cos I’m a bit weird with my self imposed rules. Lots of love for it here AND I did kinda get you on Swigod! xxx

Also a handy way of seeing locations of interesting record shops, diolch!