Corduroy Orbison
@underscore-proto.bsky.social
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Dilettante, here to escape K-Mart Goebbels and talk primarily about sports.
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy...
underscore-proto.bsky.social
When you see a reporter from a major U.S media outlet
bluejayhunter.com
"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
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bluejayhunter.com
"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Gotta give some props to Arden Zwelling who constantly brought him up as deserving of a shot for a couple years of At The Letters. He's had a great season.
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carcelmousineau.bsky.social
Fox furiously researching to find out who Nathan Lukes is
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Bray is a historian at Rutgers who received death threats after landing on Turning Points USA's Professor Watchlist. As a result, he announced he was moving to Europe. And then this happened.

This kind of harassment and abuse of scholars is Charlie Kirk's legacy and it's only getting worse.
mark-bray.bsky.social
“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second.

We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
underscore-proto.bsky.social
This seems pretty desperate. Why not save him to come in for 2-3 innings after Gausman in game 5 (he'd be on regular rest)
underscore-proto.bsky.social
I'd settle for an inning where Schittler throws more than 15 pitches. Gotta dream big.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Would be nice to see the batters battling a bit harder to make Schittler work out there. Santander is the only guy making him throw 4 pitches in an at bat.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Also checks out that he's too much of a scared little boy to call someone to task on the phone/in person and just shitposts them.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Sounds biased to me. Have you forgotten to use your medbed lately?
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Was hoping to see the Jays grind these at bats a bit longer but at least they got a run across.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Wouldn't have happened if Mark Wahlberg was on the flight.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Happy to be largely out of the Apple ecosystem. Apple TV is it and I'm exiting that market before my next billing cycle.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Trump monologuing for 73 minutes.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
I had presumed he was referring to time travellers from 50+ years ago.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Say what you will, but this man knows how to speak to the youth (aka ruffians) in their own hip language.
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
underscore-proto.bsky.social
I was hoping but apparently not. Bassitt must actually not be ready.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Folks would probably feel better if the bullpen hadn't look so shaky in games 2 and 3, but you're right that it should be a feasible game to win as long as they keep grinding at bats.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Someone in the pen probably pulled a hammy. Bassitt time!
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Definitely need a low leverage pen guy to pull a hamstring tonight though if Bassitt is ready. I don't think they can do a pen game tomorrow after this.
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thefritobanditoo.bsky.social
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Pen game tomorrow could be fun...
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Davis Schneider seemingly experienced all three deciding what to do watching Barger there.