underskrift.bsky.social
@underskrift.bsky.social
Your possums are cuter than our (American) opossums.
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
That's a keeper.
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Jupiter preserve him!
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
At some point, yes.
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Jupiter preserve you!
January 9, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Wow, just like Jesus said.
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Physical media rules!
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The YOLO cartoon show steered me wrong?
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Just reply, "Evening, cobber!"
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
... in bed.
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Best to steer clear of those sporks, rubber raft unicorn!
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Wooo, Capitalism!
January 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I think I'm being punked with all this cicada nonsense. For three years I've read that a multi-year swarm is coming.

I've seen only one cicada the whole time.
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Isn't he busy enough with his Trump/Kennedy Center?
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I'm going to a store and see if they still sell some version of this.
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Even me?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I'll be keeping track.
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Expose the butthole!
December 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I can't wait for the 2027 Jeep Crustacean.
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
That good huh?
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wait until Donold sees the plaque that's put up for him.
December 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
90% of America is a scam. Jesus fucking Christ.
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Best yet.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Too much adoration.
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM