Hollow Crown
@unduexinfluence.bsky.social
Global warming winner; toxic waste loser. Dumbest smartass/smartest dumbass. High priestess of vaping + anti-vape crusader king. Eastern OH supremacy. Co-writer of The City of Youngstown v. the Smurfs.
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Hollow Crown
@unduexinfluence.bsky.social
· Dec 26
I am literally a marxist
Who else is having an incredibly sober 2026 after being a fiend for every single controlled substance as well as all the unlisted designer drugs for most of their life.
January 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Who else is having an incredibly sober 2026 after being a fiend for every single controlled substance as well as all the unlisted designer drugs for most of their life.
Oh yeah and they took me off propranolol and put me on the one for veterans who come back w ptsd. After two days it has already helped with my nightmares and sleeping habits TREMENDOUSLY.
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Oh yeah and they took me off propranolol and put me on the one for veterans who come back w ptsd. After two days it has already helped with my nightmares and sleeping habits TREMENDOUSLY.
Being miserable for the right reasons is sometimes nice. You all know how I love getting in my full range of emotions. Since I’ve been on mood stabies I feel too normal and need to open it up a bit. Just thankful it is “normal” and not “numb” as SSRIs and SNRIs do to me. Lamictal for life.
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Being miserable for the right reasons is sometimes nice. You all know how I love getting in my full range of emotions. Since I’ve been on mood stabies I feel too normal and need to open it up a bit. Just thankful it is “normal” and not “numb” as SSRIs and SNRIs do to me. Lamictal for life.
My hero Ken Jennings (yes I know about the mormonism)
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
My hero Ken Jennings (yes I know about the mormonism)
It doesn’t seem right that I have to go to Amish country to get Indian food that I cannot get in my slightly less Amish county.
January 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
It doesn’t seem right that I have to go to Amish country to get Indian food that I cannot get in my slightly less Amish county.
Thinking about when I was a kid I used to verbally abuse my mom when she got me the tangy sunny d instead of smooth.
January 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Thinking about when I was a kid I used to verbally abuse my mom when she got me the tangy sunny d instead of smooth.
I have had nicki minaj’s verse in Down in the DM stuck in my head for years.
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I have had nicki minaj’s verse in Down in the DM stuck in my head for years.
We need to be telling every greek guy, aren’t you turkish? They are sitting too high on their horse in this country.
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
We need to be telling every greek guy, aren’t you turkish? They are sitting too high on their horse in this country.
Those mentally ill ppl who just patrol their town 24/7 >>>
January 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Those mentally ill ppl who just patrol their town 24/7 >>>
Feel awful for the people of Greenland who deserve independence. But the European response to all of this has been so fucking funny.
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Feel awful for the people of Greenland who deserve independence. But the European response to all of this has been so fucking funny.
I would love a guinea pig
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I would love a guinea pig
So, the thing about ballroom hairstyles, is what the fuck. None of this is necessary.
January 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
So, the thing about ballroom hairstyles, is what the fuck. None of this is necessary.
I know I’ve tweeted this before but I fucking hate when barnacles get on the sea creatures bro
January 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I know I’ve tweeted this before but I fucking hate when barnacles get on the sea creatures bro
I miss smokin weed so bad that when people are hitting it at a party I will get upset and leave
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I miss smokin weed so bad that when people are hitting it at a party I will get upset and leave
Sleeping in past 11 a.m. is the most natural thing in the world to me
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Sleeping in past 11 a.m. is the most natural thing in the world to me
Love when teams lose
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Love when teams lose
I don’t have any nicotine OR chocolate!!! Fahhhhhhhhhh
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I don’t have any nicotine OR chocolate!!! Fahhhhhhhhhh
Something unfortunate has happened and it is that I went to bed exhausted at 7 p.m. and woke up at 11 p.m. as if it were a mere afternoon nap and now here I am wide awake.
January 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Something unfortunate has happened and it is that I went to bed exhausted at 7 p.m. and woke up at 11 p.m. as if it were a mere afternoon nap and now here I am wide awake.
I’m drunk and on blow and I keep saying see you in drug court to everyone
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I’m drunk and on blow and I keep saying see you in drug court to everyone
Dating a guy who really APPRECIATES my taste in movies and has a mom who is a nice lady.
December 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Dating a guy who really APPRECIATES my taste in movies and has a mom who is a nice lady.
Bf told me that using the word idiosyncratic went above peoples’ heads and I kind of believe him.
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Bf told me that using the word idiosyncratic went above peoples’ heads and I kind of believe him.
The nausea bro I haven’t eaten today spare me lord
December 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The nausea bro I haven’t eaten today spare me lord
Watching ts documentary. Her best trick is getting with a talented artist like ed sheeran & justin vernon & aaron dessner to make a cool song & then using her power to imitate that artist to millions of people. She’s not as good w less experienced/talented artists like gracie & sabrina & ice spice.
December 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Watching ts documentary. Her best trick is getting with a talented artist like ed sheeran & justin vernon & aaron dessner to make a cool song & then using her power to imitate that artist to millions of people. She’s not as good w less experienced/talented artists like gracie & sabrina & ice spice.
My internal monologue when I wake up with a migraine and can’t think straight: “people will pay a lot of money if something looks good.”
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My internal monologue when I wake up with a migraine and can’t think straight: “people will pay a lot of money if something looks good.”
I went to sleep with a headache and woke up with one around 4 a.m…. What’s a gal to do
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I went to sleep with a headache and woke up with one around 4 a.m…. What’s a gal to do