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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 14d
Im told today's Wordle was chosen by the computer to be CHRIST but the NY times did a manual override
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 5h
No one's ever done it like Jimmy. I'll forget my mom's face before I forget this pizza troll man.
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 6h
Hey jimmy, get me a social network with nothin'
Image from old string cheese commerical. Cook guy named Jimmy is asked to make a "cheese pizza with nothing" and is perplexed so he scrunches his face and says "nuttin'??". He's wearing a little paper hat that looks like the boat you'd put french fries in.
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 6h
Diarrhea is actually sterile and any person with a healthy immune system can safely consume their own. I lived off mine for 3 days when I got lost hiking.
RFK jr, holding a microphone, wearing a dark blue suit and one of his dumbass narrow ties
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 7h
My Uber driver:
No, you gotta slam it...it's a Dragula
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 8h
New show like Antiques Roadshow but people appraise their internal organs for scrap value
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 10h
Me: I think the Food Pyramid is way out of date.

Archaeologist: That was the Pyramid of Djoser and you just ate most of a 4000 year old mummy.
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d
I hope these guys patrol together on tiny motorcycles
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d
ICE agents acting like they're in Team Fortress 2 with their unique hats
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d
you gotta spank your smokes to show you know they're bad
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 2d
The year is 2026.

Conventional pornography as you know it is outlawed.

A photoshop of Stephen Miller's gleaming flesh is the only jack material you can legally pull it to.
Two hemispheres of gleaming flesh formed by copy pasting stephen millers head
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 2d
Live free brother
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 2d
DO NOT THROW EAT AWAY
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 2d
that's too bad because I need 2 barrels of fake cum for my haunted house this month
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 3d
Hey whatever makes your giz drip brother
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 3d
Image from the movie "First Blood" John Rambo is giving a speech about Vietnam
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 3d
they're just lucky that taco bell isn't there anymore
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 3d
Reads like it was written by a guy with a circle beard who says "copy that" when someone tells him something
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 4d
This image has awakened something within me
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 4d
For sale: baby shoes, never worn

This is actually an empowering story because the baby knew Barefoot Is Legal.
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 6d
Bluesky libs are getting mad about Syndey Sweeney's latest ad campaign in which she's wearing suit of wet uncured human skin
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 7d
They're saying sometime in the next decade AI will consume more hot dogs per year than all of mankind put together
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 7d
Chuck! Chuck it's Amy. Your cousin Amy Schumer.
Guy from.back to the future who calls his cousin to hear mcfly play music Guy from back to the future who calls his cousin to hear mcfly play music reaching his arm with the phone out so the other side can hear better
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 7d
Oh that's great. Now you tell me you were putting on a silly voice when you asked if I wanted to "go to town on some chicken wangs"
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 7d
Shocking fallout from Jane Goodall's death: it turns out she completely made up chimps and gorillas purely for profit sake. These creatures do not exist.
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 8d
huh yeah that does look dope
Screenshot of @ICEGov twitter post Answer the call to service! Defend your family. Defend your neighbor. Defend the Homeland. First 1000 recruits get Free Pickle Rick Back Bling ---- attached is a picture of Uncle Sam pointing at you and he has Pickle Rick peeking over his shoulder.