Unemfloyd
@unemfloyd.bsky.social
Future former loser.
Winner of multiple Presidential Fitness Awards.
2 Cats: Bratwurst and Gandalf.
Yo La Tengo is the greatest living American rock band.
Winner of multiple Presidential Fitness Awards.
2 Cats: Bratwurst and Gandalf.
Yo La Tengo is the greatest living American rock band.
As a bartender, I remember in Trump I a significant uptick in old white men saying, "Merry Christmas." With firmness and glaring at me, daring me to say something else.
A slur is a good description of it.
A slur is a good description of it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
As a bartender, I remember in Trump I a significant uptick in old white men saying, "Merry Christmas." With firmness and glaring at me, daring me to say something else.
A slur is a good description of it.
A slur is a good description of it.
Who could look at this and break his heart?
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Who could look at this and break his heart?
1968 IBC Christmas party in Scrooged, but I'm not really there, I'm just drinking and smoking with Buster Poindexter.
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
1968 IBC Christmas party in Scrooged, but I'm not really there, I'm just drinking and smoking with Buster Poindexter.
Was it the Venezuelan water polo team?
The impossibility of two guys trying to flip a boat that size "loaded" with drugs should be obvious to anyone not ecstatic at killing brown people.
Which, I'm sure Tom Cotton is.
The impossibility of two guys trying to flip a boat that size "loaded" with drugs should be obvious to anyone not ecstatic at killing brown people.
Which, I'm sure Tom Cotton is.
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Was it the Venezuelan water polo team?
The impossibility of two guys trying to flip a boat that size "loaded" with drugs should be obvious to anyone not ecstatic at killing brown people.
Which, I'm sure Tom Cotton is.
The impossibility of two guys trying to flip a boat that size "loaded" with drugs should be obvious to anyone not ecstatic at killing brown people.
Which, I'm sure Tom Cotton is.
Not the most important thing, but kind of love how he outs his buddy as unattractive.
"But women are also willing to throw away all principles if the guy is hot"
Lmao.
"But women are also willing to throw away all principles if the guy is hot"
Lmao.
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Not the most important thing, but kind of love how he outs his buddy as unattractive.
"But women are also willing to throw away all principles if the guy is hot"
Lmao.
"But women are also willing to throw away all principles if the guy is hot"
Lmao.
This legitimately made me nauseous.
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This legitimately made me nauseous.
Gonna be giving those away in far flung destinations like early 90's Bills Super Bowl Champions shirts.
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gonna be giving those away in far flung destinations like early 90's Bills Super Bowl Champions shirts.
She fucking Steven Cheung?
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
She fucking Steven Cheung?
I was actually thinking that.
It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I was actually thinking that.
It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
Yeah. L. Ron Hubbard is like a god level liar. One of the greatest to ever do it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Yeah. L. Ron Hubbard is like a god level liar. One of the greatest to ever do it.
that fucking gecko.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
that fucking gecko.
she's gonna get him to do the thing we're all waiting for him to do.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
she's gonna get him to do the thing we're all waiting for him to do.
If I started to have the desire to "feel like an entrepreneur" I would find the tallest building in my small rural town and walk off of it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If I started to have the desire to "feel like an entrepreneur" I would find the tallest building in my small rural town and walk off of it.
I keep watching it over and over. I cry every goddamn time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I keep watching it over and over. I cry every goddamn time.
I've never had a NuWay, but I'll seek it out if I ever get to Kansas.
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I've never had a NuWay, but I'll seek it out if I ever get to Kansas.
Yeah. I mean, my main worry is that they did this so Republicans maintained the filibuster so they could keep it when/if they ever get the Senate again.
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Yeah. I mean, my main worry is that they did this so Republicans maintained the filibuster so they could keep it when/if they ever get the Senate again.
I'm old, but I gotta say aha shake.
The Bucket is such a banger.
The Bucket is such a banger.
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm old, but I gotta say aha shake.
The Bucket is such a banger.
The Bucket is such a banger.
Every stupid motherfucker talking about "saving out culture" has a locked an loaded order for when they go to an Applebee's.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Every stupid motherfucker talking about "saving out culture" has a locked an loaded order for when they go to an Applebee's.
How are The Sonics not in the R&R HOF?
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How are The Sonics not in the R&R HOF?
Or almonds if you're sober.
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Or almonds if you're sober.
That's what wine is for.
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
That's what wine is for.
Man, this sucks. I'm sure Daniel is an absolute piece of shit, but this just makes me sad.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Man, this sucks. I'm sure Daniel is an absolute piece of shit, but this just makes me sad.