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very NSFW, 18/21+

30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. ⬇️/sometimes↕️/always an exhibitionist.

if you know me irl, no you really don’t.

I repost a lot.

partnered/open in nyc
he/him
Andy👋🏻

gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy
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"not even particularly horny rn..."

*five minutes of scrolling here later*
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Repost with you on all 4’s
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Mostly all 4s 🤷🏼‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Have at it
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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#humpday
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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It's a favorite for a reason 🥵🥵🥵 happy hump day from this pup and his hairy, breedable ass 😈🤤🥴
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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(mostly participating bc way more of you need to appreciate the stud quoted here 😤😮‍💨🫠)
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Work your way down, from nip to dick

🥵🥵🥵💋

Happy Tummytuesday
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Anyone order cake? 🍰 #Humpday
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Now I just need someone to use my cum as lube and slide in
#sundaycumday
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the “all 4s” trend of recent days is reallyyyy a major contributing factor here I think 🤔🤤

pls continue xo
regret to inform that I may be veering sharply into a new vers era because of all y’all’s truly perfect 🍑s. please respect my privacy during this unsettling time.

uhhhh, yeah, no, the video clip’s totally unrelated 👀😤
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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physics 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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🧵
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Woke up feeling all kinds of horny 😮‍💨🥵
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Just tuggin my tiny todger for Tuesday #gaysph #smalldick #tinytodger #smallcock
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Hey bud, Dad’s done with work now 😉
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I failed No Nut November and im blaming yall
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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🌚😈
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Oh yeah, #tummytuesday
😉
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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what if i just sat in front of you like this huh? then what?
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
this also counts for #humpday — just got a little ahead of myself ig 😮‍💨😮‍💨😏
sorry for the posting-spree but @soyosaya.bsky.social has again insisted I do so 🙄

😏😈
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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I think I want to start a #ToyTuesday 🕹️ trend… 🥵 How fun would that be? 🤭 What do you Boys think? 😈
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
furry, teased 🕳️ and some bonus guest stars for a very early insomniac #humpday
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM