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Sascrotch
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Fix the world, Bitch!
Keith Olbermann's bat signal
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The struggle to get my 12 year old midwestern kid to not leave the house on a rainy 40 degree day wearing slides
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
weird bovine knowledge flex but ok
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Go nuts on all his athletic sliders, EA, but the man had cinder blocks for hands
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
90 CTH
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'll never slander mac & cheese, it's just that Thanksgiving already is my year's quota on yellow, orange & beige food & to add another one...a person has limits, is all I'm saying
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Not sure how to help, perhaps staring and being anxious will suffice"
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
if adults want to wear glitter & dance in unison while forming geometric shapes with people, god bless

it goes left with the cradle-robbing relationship, I think
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Thank you for being an ally
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Didn't think it was possible, probably because I'm too online, but I have become more convinced that a huge number of people in the election showed up to vote & the only recent footage they'd seen of Trump was either from 2015 when he was snappy calling people's wives ugly, or AI.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"We went here ________"

OMG WHERE DID THEY GO
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"MORE TARTAR SAUCE" *jack off dance*

folks it's this guy's world & we're just living in it
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
From "just asking questions" to "no questions, please"
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
How Nagler expensed a trip to France
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Feels like Thiel and Musk would love 3 years of Vance rubber stamping every thought that comes into their head
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Maybe reading into it too much but his statement with flimsy reasoning seems like it could have been provided as the basis for how the Senate's going to end up trying to amend the release..."don't reveal the names of anyone not 'criminally indicated'"
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It's his dream to do the same thing.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
He protects women
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What are the worst career ramifications if someone in the pool spoke up & said that? Obviously kicked out of the pool, but would there be no opportunities for someone who stood up against a feeble & demented old man bullying a reporter?
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
InB4 "The Epstein files might incriminate Keith Olbermann, you sure you want that?"

OH NO PLEASE STOP DONT TAKE KEITH OLBERMANN
a man wearing a top hat says stop don 't come back .
ALT: a man wearing a top hat says stop don 't come back .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
One thing's for sure, if there's anything people like to do in confusing times, it's invest!
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If the last 10 years have taught us anything it's that the tweets will only sink you if you apologize for them
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I believe what you're looking for is "I love what you do for me, TOYOTA!"
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
for the last 20 years if someone was hauling ass & whipped around you on the highway and made you go "that crazy mfer is going to kill somebody" 60-70% chance they were driving this car
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM