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Unhappy John Candy
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Forklift certified. Too ugly for Instagram.
I never watched the show, but I remember Renee Tweeted (X’d?) during the match, “I hate this.” Following along with one of the wrestler’s wives was something.
February 8, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Was that the Mox/Omega lights out match show?
February 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Mike Meatnotti
February 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Us non-wealthy 1%ers watching a bunch of rich assholes not be held accountable for their crimes by other wealthy 1%ers who participated in the same crimes.
a man wearing a baseball cap is making a funny face in chinese .
ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap is making a funny face in chinese .
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February 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I understand where Punk is coming from. Imagine if they’d had the LED board on that ring apron.
January 31, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Today I’ve seen multiple Minottis at Disney World AND Kingdom Hearts isn’t included in the Steam Disney sale so I assume Mike is gonna be so mad that he’s just gonna email everyone the shit emoji.
January 29, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Fuck off.
January 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Listening to Bongo Fury and following it up with Joe’s Garage for the next couple hours.
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I hope that’s on his business card.
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 PM
How do we collect those, my dude?
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Hell yeah.
January 28, 2026 at 6:48 PM
How about re-subscribers? I re-subscribed specifically for a chance at a code after hearing how the crew talks about this game.
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM