unhinged-potato.bsky.social
@unhinged-potato.bsky.social
Wife is the "cold weighted blanket" type of person.
Im the "light heated blanket" type of person.
We make it work.
March 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Wife: i gotta go pee, so ill bring my tea.

Me: yes, go prink your tree- what?

Wife: what?
February 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Wife just called me a sad beige baby.
February 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Resisting the urge to eye-roll a message one of my coworkers sent in the group chat.
December 9, 2024 at 5:03 PM