Rev. C.P. Johnson
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Rev. C.P. Johnson
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Johnny Cash tribute singer, Democrat, ordained Reverend and Founder of Unicosmoism & the Church of Cosmic Oneness

Church Website: www.unicosmoism.org

Church Bluesky: @cosmiconeness.bsky.social
Even fungus fingers are longer than his!
January 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Every single bad thing that people are against and don't want, gets pushed on us by this admin. What does that tell ya?
January 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
We NEED more next time. It has to be all-or-nothing.
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
A half-gallon of Franzia chased with a gin & tonic always does the trick.
January 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I feel like this is good but also bad, because now these positions will be stuffed with Trumpers. That will REALLY screw us.
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
There. We have it on video that they want nothing to do with us. Now, if Trump pulls something, it will be an obvious act of WW3 and NATO defiance/provocation. No way around it.
January 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Wikipedia is changed by verified users who are allowed to do it, and after some MAGAt who was allowed to alter entries put it as him being Venezuela's president, other anti-Trump wiki editors changed it back to what it should be.
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
"America first!"

🤣🤣

He was talking about South America, evidently.
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Gahddamn that gave me chills when I opened it. LOL.

Creepy bastard!
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Gary Oldman as Dracula
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Thank you, congressman. You're actually doing something! Please keep it up.
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by Rev. C.P. Johnson
Co-Exist and love thy neighbor. It’s not about war and hate and prejudice.
January 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
🎶Little Orange Hitler
Sitting in the White House
Gobbling up some Big Macs
and sharting in his pants 🎵
January 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Thank you, God. Now please make it rain Himalayan salt for 40 days and 40 nights. Melt that ICE.
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Cool story. Now what?
January 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Oh Trumpy!!!
January 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This needs more Sampo
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Maybe the "reporting it before it happens sometimes" is just this dumbass admin getting their ideas from the Onion and South Park!!
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Like I said on another post about this, they want to pillage our entire environment and poison the earth. I wonder where they plan on living once that happens?
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
They want our environment to be stripped-bare and every resource pillaged. I wonder where they plan on living once everything is poisoned?
January 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM