@gork what does this mean

I have a job and a one week old baby and I don't want to converse with strangers on the internet. put me on every block list, cowards!!!

someone end this

marlins man would have passed away due to tuberculosis, age 32

you KNOW this guy wore one of those newsboy caps to at least half a dozen TSOL shows

this is subtly the most cursed bsky thread in months, wow

Barry Zito did it too. much better pitcher, much less musical success!

the instant a senior VP gets the "increase signups .1% YoY" KPI we can kiss that one goodbye!!

if they put it in a bright green can that said HOP/JUICE in a high contrast serif font Michelob would be the number 1 selling beverage in america

hey guys, here's an idea for an app: 2300 posts every day that sound exactly like that Cromulent Fuckcrustable post. everyone loved that guy, if I recall correctly!

😭 poor guy, he has no idea what's about to happen

wasn't he actually in the middle of saying evil things when the happened

this also explains why the Have You No Dignity Sirs on this website are like "where's the outrage for those state legislators in Minnesota who got killed??"... guys, they weren't texting their nephews 9 links daily where every preview thumbnail was the MN state senators' faces.

so these marble bust twitter guys are rolling into jamba juices in Kakalooki, Indiana or wherever and can't believe they don't have a Kirk memorial smoothie, meanwhile the kid behind the counter has no idea who that is, which further infuriates them. dude, we aren't part of your ecosystem!