Jason the Epithet
@uniquesobriquet.bsky.social
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I'm me, I think?
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Ooh, make him super rich so you can pretend he buys you lots of things
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Are you taking in ONE cat?

That's less foolish than more than one
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Yes, it's a big ponzi scheme.
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Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Arnold
Pope Benedict XII
Eggs Benedict
Benedict College, Columbia, South Carolina
Benedict Bridgerton
Benedict's Family Restaurant
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So many Hatch Act violations.
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But what would the children look like?
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Does your wife know you're mentoring asses at work?
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Does it count if you're an anthropomorphic spider?
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Yes but what about [clearly inferior thing]
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Maker of the Asten-Marton car
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Most I've done is a party of 40 and no one came.
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Add pile of onions, pile of beans, a bunch of broth, some meat or a fat source, and spices to taste. Cook until beans are at desired texture. (Great with coconut oil if you want to go vegan.)

I don't keep any more details than that, so I hope that's enough 🤣
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True story: in Japan, they're still in business.
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So, Netanyahu says he's after a "final solution."

Where have I heard that before? Seems familiar somehow...
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I know you're lying because, like, how could you spend that LITTLE? You're a high-class bitch.