Why do you hate happiness?

Hard for them to do much when the aggressor has a permanent veto on the security council. Ukraine can tell you all about that one.

I look forward to all of this stupid shit being rolled back.

They can be done all they want, it doesn't matter one bit. Their kids still won't be taking any of their crap. Rage into the void, see what it gets you.

Please let him announce that he's stepping down due to advanced dementia.

Yeah, well you fucked up, didn't you? You never implemented the "punch an idiot via TCP/IP" RFC. And so now we have a bunch of loudmouthed dorks saying shit that would rightly get their asses kicked if they said it in a bar, without consequence.

Except that they have done things, are doing things, and continue to do things. Russian bots aren't just a conspiracy theory, and the Russians aren't the only ones in on the action. And that's just the latest iteration of psyops being propagated against the American people.

Clearly we don't have the guts to use them, or we would have by now.

Ain't like law enforcement had a stellar reputation to begin with. #ACAB

This seems unreliable. There are all kinds of factors at play (hydration? musculature?) and every body is a little bit different. Don't rely on this apocryphal folk-wisdom shit. Use a goddamn thermometer, it's not like they're hard to find.

Rude of you to not even credit me (j/k)

Hard to sue from a 3rd world gulag.

It's not a recent phenomenon. They're just emboldened right now.

Repeal the 2nd amendment. We're obviously not using it.

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that... (I'd be broke)

The moral of the story here is clear. Don't use social media. Or if you do, use it in a completely deniable fashion.