Uncle Mike
@unkiemike.bsky.social
마이크 삼촌 Mathematics wonk. Pittie daddy. Horror fanatic. Master of sarcasm. Loving hubby. Professional frightener (retired). Waaay liberal.
Oh, how I wished for a much thinner pane of glass.
January 28, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Oh, how I wished for a much thinner pane of glass.
What a crazy random happenstance.
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
What a crazy random happenstance.
Well, if everybody is dead, crime will, indeed, go down to zero. Getting there, though, is a bit of a sticky wicket.
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Well, if everybody is dead, crime will, indeed, go down to zero. Getting there, though, is a bit of a sticky wicket.
I wish I believed in an actual eternal hell for these ghouls.
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I wish I believed in an actual eternal hell for these ghouls.
The NRA’s response.
January 24, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The NRA’s response.
So...they made a...choice?
January 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
So...they made a...choice?
Naw, he needs to juice it up! Triple it! Quadruple it!
January 22, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Naw, he needs to juice it up! Triple it! Quadruple it!
"I take the big macho aspirin. Macho manly aspirin. Nobody takes aspirin like me. My doctors all say, with tears in their eyes, 'Sir. Your aspirin intake is through the roof. 700%, 800%, more than anybody's ever seen!' Bigly aspirin."
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
"I take the big macho aspirin. Macho manly aspirin. Nobody takes aspirin like me. My doctors all say, with tears in their eyes, 'Sir. Your aspirin intake is through the roof. 700%, 800%, more than anybody's ever seen!' Bigly aspirin."
I DO NOT WISH TO LIVE IN INTERESTING TIMES ANY LONGER.
January 20, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I DO NOT WISH TO LIVE IN INTERESTING TIMES ANY LONGER.
It is *literally* the least they can do. So they need to start.
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
It is *literally* the least they can do. So they need to start.
All together now: IOKIYAR
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
All together now: IOKIYAR
I just wish he’d point that thing away from his companion. Slightly unsafe.
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I just wish he’d point that thing away from his companion. Slightly unsafe.
Anybody want to estimate how much saliva the ICE agents ingested?
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Anybody want to estimate how much saliva the ICE agents ingested?
He has a very important meeting with the buffet.
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
He has a very important meeting with the buffet.
One piece of chicken = about 200 calories.
One piece of broccoli = about 15 calories.
One corn tortilla = about 50 calories
Less than 300 calories a meal? Bitch, that “one other thing” better be a cheesecake.
One piece of broccoli = about 15 calories.
One corn tortilla = about 50 calories
Less than 300 calories a meal? Bitch, that “one other thing” better be a cheesecake.
January 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
One piece of chicken = about 200 calories.
One piece of broccoli = about 15 calories.
One corn tortilla = about 50 calories
Less than 300 calories a meal? Bitch, that “one other thing” better be a cheesecake.
One piece of broccoli = about 15 calories.
One corn tortilla = about 50 calories
Less than 300 calories a meal? Bitch, that “one other thing” better be a cheesecake.
"Uh...sir? I only asked what you wanted for lunch."
January 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"Uh...sir? I only asked what you wanted for lunch."
Riiiiight. That’s why Gervais won. He’s so woke. 🙄
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Riiiiight. That’s why Gervais won. He’s so woke. 🙄
Oh noes! The honking of the horns! How will my sensitive baby ears ever recover ?
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Oh noes! The honking of the horns! How will my sensitive baby ears ever recover ?
Great minds think alike (I just posted the same thing before I saw yours).
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Great minds think alike (I just posted the same thing before I saw yours).
MAD Magazine to the rescue. Again. Circa 1970s. I think.
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
MAD Magazine to the rescue. Again. Circa 1970s. I think.
Amazing how this magazine just gets more and more relevant every day.
January 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Amazing how this magazine just gets more and more relevant every day.
I can see why the Hillbilly Doughboy grew a beard.
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I can see why the Hillbilly Doughboy grew a beard.