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@unl0cked.bsky.social
Former gamedev/artist @ EA | globetrotting rogue | lady-killer (metaphorically) and man-killer (for real) | I have a pet moose. I love to lie and steal.
Me taking a fat shit at Starbucks and then leaving without buying anything
January 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Me taking a fat shit at Starbucks and then leaving without buying anything
Yeah Grok you nailed it, its funny because identity theft is a crimew
January 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Yeah Grok you nailed it, its funny because identity theft is a crimew
Im not even hungry I don't know why I'm doing this. Just sitting here staring at it
January 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Im not even hungry I don't know why I'm doing this. Just sitting here staring at it
Halfway mark. It's gotten a lot easier as the ice cream goes through a process I call "soft warmening"
January 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Halfway mark. It's gotten a lot easier as the ice cream goes through a process I call "soft warmening"
Trying to excavate this toffee bar, this is killing me
January 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Trying to excavate this toffee bar, this is killing me
I don't have the patience for this this is so dumb
January 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I don't have the patience for this this is so dumb
Eating ice cream but all I have are these stupid chopsticks this is bullshit
January 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Eating ice cream but all I have are these stupid chopsticks this is bullshit
He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my heart.
I aim with my heart.
December 7, 2024 at 11:24 PM
He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my heart.
I aim with my heart.
Guess who had a 0% error rate though
December 4, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Guess who had a 0% error rate though
This is the first thing I saw when I woke up today
November 24, 2024 at 5:14 PM
This is the first thing I saw when I woke up today
Why's my bitch acting up rn
November 20, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Why's my bitch acting up rn
Does BlueSky like moose? I don't I put cyanide in these carrots.
November 20, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Does BlueSky like moose? I don't I put cyanide in these carrots.
Elijah McCollum: "Sure, I can engrave your pistol for you. Gonna engrave a dude wit his dick out tho"
November 17, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Elijah McCollum: "Sure, I can engrave your pistol for you. Gonna engrave a dude wit his dick out tho"