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Colossal pillock, not a lawyer, dew enthusiast, jag gör min grej. Oh no I spent too much money on Pokemon cards again! he/him
Needs. More. Fire.
"God jul vänner, tacksam för er alla ✨

Merry Christmas my friends ✨"
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing.
September 23, 2023 at 10:00 PM
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
December 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Happy 80th Birthday to Ernie Hudson, whose many acting credits include HOLD IT, THIS GUY IS 80? WHAT????
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I am proud to announce that the inaugural winner of the Southampton FC Statistics Peace Prize is Terry Hurlock!

Congratulations to Terry, who narrowly edged out Mark Dennis and Neil Ruddock for this prestigious award.

#SaintsFC
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
England win the toss and bat...so that'll be 7 down by the end of the first session, I imagine #theashes
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Tonda's shock & awe, I like this. Teams are being...wait for it...Tondastruck #saintsfc
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
On top of making awesome art, Dani is the absolute best to work with!
💫ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS💫

I offer the following types including animated emotes & sub badges!

Portfolio 🎨 dannodesigns.com/portfolio
Info/Pricing✍️ dannodesigns.com/commissions

Fill out the applicable *request form* on the website or inquire via email 💌 Feel free to ask any questions!

#commissions
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Inside you there are two wolves

That's because you ticked the box for "wolf threesome" when completing the form

You can withdraw consent at any time though, it's cool
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
#saintsfc I'm sure we've all been trying to understand where that performance came from today and why Will Still wasn't able to get the same group of players playing like that and this is the only conclusion I can draw.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What the fuck is going on??! #saintsfc
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
If you have multiple accounts check each of them. My default account still had it turned off from the last time I did it so I assumed they'd all be fine but nope, the other two had "smart features" reenabled.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Scam Altman strikes again
ICYMI: Microsoft’s charge “implies a more than $12 billion quarterly loss at OpenAI, said Firoz Valliji, an analyst at Bernstein.”

That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”

@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Pour one out for the Isle of Wight, just completely obliterated after being turned into a giant data centre just the year previous.
A Map Of Britain After The 2029 Technology Crash, by me and my dad.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Oh boy I sure am glad I'm not responsible for uploading the band pages to the Fest website anymore because there's every chance I'd have just left this band's page blank if I'd seen this.
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not really supposed to be the takeaway here but...are Norway using the Gladiators font for their shirt numbers?
50 – Games taken to reach 50 senior international goals (select players):

Erling Haaland (Norway) – 46
Harry Kane (England) – 71
Neymar (Brazil) – 74
Kylian Mbappé (France) – 90
Robert Lewandowski (Poland) - 90
Lionel Messi (Argentina) – 107
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) – 114

Colossal.
October 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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A little message from our CEO and founder @andyhunter777.bsky.social ahead of Anti-Prime:
What a lovely message from @bookshop.org. Glad to see them growing and growing. We CAN claim back what has been taken from us by these monstrous corporations, and it starts with things like this. Grab some books these next couple days!
October 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Well, that's certainly the best music release by a female pop artist this week that I can think of.
October 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Really interesting team selection from Will Still...he appears to have snuck Adam Lallana and Kamaldeen Sulemana into the team according to CBS #saintsfc
September 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Thought I was being needlessly pessimistic predicting a 2-1 defeat today. Turns out not pessimistic enough, yay. #saintsfc
September 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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You are not Making a Difference there. You are not Fighting the Good Fight. You are not even Maintaining a Community you couldn't easily replicate elsewhere.

You are propping up a right-wing site and, worse, you are being warped by your constant exposure to it and you don't even realize it.

Leave.
No matter what #Musk says or does, many on the left continue to post on and pay for X, a clear example of how progressive movements are beholden to the narrative that we don't have to change anything at all about our lives to achieve our political goals.

I wrote about why that's bad in July ⬇️
X reveals a weakness in left-wing rhetoric
Good principles mean nothing when you materially support a fascist propaganda machine.
www.sower.world
September 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM