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Laura Dime
@unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
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i eat oatmeal late at night and dislike multiples of five. she/her


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He lives at my mom’s house but I’ll probably see him in the next couple weeks so I’ll do my best! I don’t think that was him - he’s too handsome to need makeup
Close-up of the face of a white Siamese cat with orange markings. He looks sleepy.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
I’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
Screenshot of iMessage conversation. Friend: What’s the rest of your week looking like Me: Hell tbh
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
Here’s the cat that stole my childhood bedroom if you’re into that kind of thing
White and orange cat sitting regally on a human bed
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
I’m a fun and chill person to occasionally make out with
Screenshot of iMessage: “Thanks haha I guess just lmk if you want to interact with each other but no worries either way”
September 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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What a notification to receive mere hours after taking a massive dose of prednisone
Screenshot of a push notification from the astrology app Costar. The notification reads, “Your day at a glance: Thoughts are hell.”
September 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
I’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
Two iMessages from the same sender: “My neighbor just told me that her friend used to be a lawyer but then she quit and became a smut writer and now she has a 7000 square foot house” “It was like ten years ago and I think the industry is more crowded now but food for thought”
August 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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she’s already been fed and walked but it’s very important to her that we get out of bed so she can sleep on the floor all day while i work
Small white dog lying on top of my comforter with her toy that resembles a joint, staring at me menacingly
August 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
I’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
iMessage: “Sorry for the lackluster response I was in the middle of a dissociative episode lmao”
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
I’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
Screenshot of an iMessage: Okay I drank some cold brew and stopped hating my life
May 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
I’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
Screenshot of an iMessage: “Do you think if Jason Segel knew how sad I am he would come snuggle”
April 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
I’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
Two iMessages from the same sender: 1. “I have never once in my entire life thought that someone other than me was the problem” 2. “I’m just built different I guess”
April 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
Two iMessages sent at 12:13 AM: 1. I sat down two hours ago to do a logic puzzle and now I’ve done 12 and I legitimately can’t stop. I’m going to be unable to get any work done tomorrow because I stayed up all night doing logic puzzles. 2. I’ve told myself “just one more” 11 times…….
April 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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i’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
iMessage: Can I put you as my therapy emergency contact? I promise not to kms but I don’t want them to call my mom if I ghost them
February 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
i’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
Two iMessages from the same person: 1. Also I feel like it’s easier to argue that putting someone ON life support is against god’s will 2. Also I really want to get my nose pierced next weekend
January 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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this should be the application process for every job
Sign at an Arby’s restaurant saying: NOW HIRING! General Managers Assistant Managers AND MORE Apply Now! Text MEATS to 85000
December 21, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Wasn’t going to drink on this flight but Anthony would want me to be happy
A plastic cup next to an $11 can of Chardonnay on an airplane tray table
December 10, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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This is my Spotify wrapped btw
iMessage conversation with one person saying “I’m in such a bad mood and every type of music I listened to was either depressing me or annoying me but I finally put on my Macarena playlist and it’s actually boosted my productivity” and the other person replying “Maybe you invented a new kind of neurodivergent?”
December 4, 2024 at 8:14 PM