unmuse
@unmuse.bsky.social
Denverite. Certified trash panda, except for when it comes to my politics
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I'm sad I'm missing @ronfunches.bsky.social on #TraitorsUS, but between Rapeaport and Colton, i just can't give those two eyes. I'll be at his next standup tour next month in Denver though.
January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'm sad I'm missing @ronfunches.bsky.social on #TraitorsUS, but between Rapeaport and Colton, i just can't give those two eyes. I'll be at his next standup tour next month in Denver though.
New years bangs are a threat..
DON'T DO IT
DON'T DO IT
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
New years bangs are a threat..
DON'T DO IT
DON'T DO IT
My fire tv cube just responded to "hey cunt!"
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
My fire tv cube just responded to "hey cunt!"
Tried replaying RDR2 this week and yeah.. it's not holding up.
Bad, lazy, restricted level design. Horrible Arthur & horse control. In 7 years they never fixed the on/off horse loadout. So many crashes in the middle of missions.
Just.. so many things it's got me 👀 gta6
Bad, lazy, restricted level design. Horrible Arthur & horse control. In 7 years they never fixed the on/off horse loadout. So many crashes in the middle of missions.
Just.. so many things it's got me 👀 gta6
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tried replaying RDR2 this week and yeah.. it's not holding up.
Bad, lazy, restricted level design. Horrible Arthur & horse control. In 7 years they never fixed the on/off horse loadout. So many crashes in the middle of missions.
Just.. so many things it's got me 👀 gta6
Bad, lazy, restricted level design. Horrible Arthur & horse control. In 7 years they never fixed the on/off horse loadout. So many crashes in the middle of missions.
Just.. so many things it's got me 👀 gta6
I've decided to try to become a plant witch.
I'm already good with succulents. But that's all i could ever grow bc they require "neglect". So i took the step into getting a hydroponic garden, transplanted some lettuce into pots and decided to see if i could grow perpetual green onions.
I'm already good with succulents. But that's all i could ever grow bc they require "neglect". So i took the step into getting a hydroponic garden, transplanted some lettuce into pots and decided to see if i could grow perpetual green onions.
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I've decided to try to become a plant witch.
I'm already good with succulents. But that's all i could ever grow bc they require "neglect". So i took the step into getting a hydroponic garden, transplanted some lettuce into pots and decided to see if i could grow perpetual green onions.
I'm already good with succulents. But that's all i could ever grow bc they require "neglect". So i took the step into getting a hydroponic garden, transplanted some lettuce into pots and decided to see if i could grow perpetual green onions.
I am looking forward to snatching up everyone's holiday inflatables they didn't secure from my 11th floor balcony today!
(I have taken everything off mine because nothing is going to survive 80mph gusts on an exposed west and north facing balcony. I have a LOT of fake 4ft+ plants for privacy lol)
(I have taken everything off mine because nothing is going to survive 80mph gusts on an exposed west and north facing balcony. I have a LOT of fake 4ft+ plants for privacy lol)
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am looking forward to snatching up everyone's holiday inflatables they didn't secure from my 11th floor balcony today!
(I have taken everything off mine because nothing is going to survive 80mph gusts on an exposed west and north facing balcony. I have a LOT of fake 4ft+ plants for privacy lol)
(I have taken everything off mine because nothing is going to survive 80mph gusts on an exposed west and north facing balcony. I have a LOT of fake 4ft+ plants for privacy lol)
If anyone wants to turn me in to Pam Bondi for being a trans equality activist, I'm right here 👈👈👈 🏳️⚧️
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If anyone wants to turn me in to Pam Bondi for being a trans equality activist, I'm right here 👈👈👈 🏳️⚧️
Anyone who is a Kyle Richards defender is basically the worst friend you can ever have. Second worst is an Erika stan. Run. Run, i say!! #thobh
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Anyone who is a Kyle Richards defender is basically the worst friend you can ever have. Second worst is an Erika stan. Run. Run, i say!! #thobh
Some people can get really REALLY offended when i don't remember them, even after explaining i have face blindness.
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Some people can get really REALLY offended when i don't remember them, even after explaining i have face blindness.
Reddit just convinced me to delete my comment history and account. I was just browsing normally. So... whatever, fuckers.
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reddit just convinced me to delete my comment history and account. I was just browsing normally. So... whatever, fuckers.
I complained to iRobot about how stupid my roomba j7 is, that their code just builds and builds on the map every single run making whole thing useless. 10 minutes later it was bricked, in the middle of cleaning.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I complained to iRobot about how stupid my roomba j7 is, that their code just builds and builds on the map every single run making whole thing useless. 10 minutes later it was bricked, in the middle of cleaning.
Ashley's unwashed fuzzy white boy that gets half mentioned every 3 episodes does not a story line make. Get Gollum's failed sugar baby off the show if she can't get a story line. Lady's a failed plot device, at best #rhop
a woman wearing a silver sequined dress and earrings is making a funny face
ALT: a woman wearing a silver sequined dress and earrings is making a funny face
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December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Ashley's unwashed fuzzy white boy that gets half mentioned every 3 episodes does not a story line make. Get Gollum's failed sugar baby off the show if she can't get a story line. Lady's a failed plot device, at best #rhop
My family, 20 years after my celiac diagnosis: are you sure you don't want to come for the holidays?
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My family, 20 years after my celiac diagnosis: are you sure you don't want to come for the holidays?
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
Me, at home for the last 20 years: nah fam, I'm good. I got this, for eons.
It's 830am. Lil Jon is turning down for what on a toys r us float.
This timeline is crazy.
This timeline is crazy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's 830am. Lil Jon is turning down for what on a toys r us float.
This timeline is crazy.
This timeline is crazy.
So i got these bacon chocolate bars to add to a breakfasty snack board for thanksgiving, and this shit took me out 🤣🤣
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
So i got these bacon chocolate bars to add to a breakfasty snack board for thanksgiving, and this shit took me out 🤣🤣
Company i interviewed w/ keeps losing people to the "startup pace" & are DESPERATE. When asked when i could start, they balked at Dec 1, even after explaining i just did a year at a different startup & needed to destress b4 diving into that pace again. Fairly certain I've been passed on haha ⬇️
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Company i interviewed w/ keeps losing people to the "startup pace" & are DESPERATE. When asked when i could start, they balked at Dec 1, even after explaining i just did a year at a different startup & needed to destress b4 diving into that pace again. Fairly certain I've been passed on haha ⬇️
Note to all future squatters and those breaking into buildings: act like you fucking belong ffs. If you're going to act all creepy and suspicious I'm going to call security while you're hitting the floor, trying to hide. I legit don't care if you pretend to give af.
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Note to all future squatters and those breaking into buildings: act like you fucking belong ffs. If you're going to act all creepy and suspicious I'm going to call security while you're hitting the floor, trying to hide. I legit don't care if you pretend to give af.
Leather soled ballet flats are legit the best "house shoes" ever.
Not "shoes named as" but actual mid range casual ballet shoes. Non skid, cute, breathable, involuntary pirouettes... bangin
Not "shoes named as" but actual mid range casual ballet shoes. Non skid, cute, breathable, involuntary pirouettes... bangin
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Leather soled ballet flats are legit the best "house shoes" ever.
Not "shoes named as" but actual mid range casual ballet shoes. Non skid, cute, breathable, involuntary pirouettes... bangin
Not "shoes named as" but actual mid range casual ballet shoes. Non skid, cute, breathable, involuntary pirouettes... bangin
❤️ that (myself and the majority of a minority turnout) of Denver voted to feed children and tax the high income earners ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
❤️ that (myself and the majority of a minority turnout) of Denver voted to feed children and tax the high income earners ❤️
The first like 10 seconds of tone loc's wild thing is what opened my eyes to real bass was back then, when it was like in the radio lol
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The first like 10 seconds of tone loc's wild thing is what opened my eyes to real bass was back then, when it was like in the radio lol
I can't hear the violent femmes without thinking about mickeys ice
October 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I can't hear the violent femmes without thinking about mickeys ice
Ashley and Gizzy are so desperate to take down Stacy, they don't even pay $1 to check the surrounding area's databases. #RHOP
www.tmz.com/2025/10/14/r...
www.tmz.com/2025/10/14/r...
a woman is sitting in a living room talking about people being thirsty . ashley is dehydrated .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a living room talking about people being thirsty . ashley is dehydrated .
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October 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ashley and Gizzy are so desperate to take down Stacy, they don't even pay $1 to check the surrounding area's databases. #RHOP
www.tmz.com/2025/10/14/r...
www.tmz.com/2025/10/14/r...
Has anyone watched wayward on Netflix? That shit is giving me 90s abduction camps with A LOT of undertone, in a good way
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Has anyone watched wayward on Netflix? That shit is giving me 90s abduction camps with A LOT of undertone, in a good way
I've spent so much time singing to my dogs while home alone that there's a few songs i know i can't remember the actual lyrics
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I've spent so much time singing to my dogs while home alone that there's a few songs i know i can't remember the actual lyrics