I have unleashed one of those "Saint" rats and I gave it an actual brain. Now to see what will happen.

I noticed that some rat was following one of my Overseers so I decided to watch.
The rat was following it for a good while and was essentially led in a circle several times.
At the end the rat just laid down and curled up in defeat.

I was planning to dump a large amount of unspecified toxic substances into the nearest water source for the rats to drink, but out of respect for my Senior I will refrain for now.

Damn, didn't know that Moon was gay.

The past cycles have been soooo booooring. Maybe I'll try to clone some of the rats or something.

I think the rats are taking advanced drugs.

These rats can be quite amusing. But also what am I watching.

How refreshingly amusing.

These 'poems' I found are ass, who wrote them.