@unpersoned.bsky.social
That's because you're too young. Those of us who lived in an America pre-Fux Lies get it. At the same time that Reagan (spits) let them begin the destruction of the concept of "news," his Senate minions encouraged the dumbing-down of the country by underfunding education. We were smarter once.
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
That's because you're too young. Those of us who lived in an America pre-Fux Lies get it. At the same time that Reagan (spits) let them begin the destruction of the concept of "news," his Senate minions encouraged the dumbing-down of the country by underfunding education. We were smarter once.
they don't deserve to be happy and I hope they aren't
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
they don't deserve to be happy and I hope they aren't
The Pedo Party will not be removing him. All they will do is sideline him as much as they can, and when he dies, they won't tell us until they consolidate power. Because they know that Shady is toast in '28 unless they've completely seized the government and military and suspended all elections.
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The Pedo Party will not be removing him. All they will do is sideline him as much as they can, and when he dies, they won't tell us until they consolidate power. Because they know that Shady is toast in '28 unless they've completely seized the government and military and suspended all elections.
I hope 15-20 of them just don't come back. Just say fuck it, resign, and let interns pack their shit and ship it to them.
December 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I hope 15-20 of them just don't come back. Just say fuck it, resign, and let interns pack their shit and ship it to them.
Of all the things I'll never watch, this is the one I can't wait to not watch the most.
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Of all the things I'll never watch, this is the one I can't wait to not watch the most.
The year is 3845. Russia is the capital of the solar system. The US ceased to exist in 2026. The head of Vladimir Putin rules the galaxy from inside a jar. There has been no water since 2103. All communication is regulated except for far-right white men whining about Joe Biden.
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The year is 3845. Russia is the capital of the solar system. The US ceased to exist in 2026. The head of Vladimir Putin rules the galaxy from inside a jar. There has been no water since 2103. All communication is regulated except for far-right white men whining about Joe Biden.
Does the Pedo Party have any cat herders left? Because their kkklown kkkar of morons, rapists, racists, loons, jerks, assholes, misogynists, xenophobes, losers, and degenerates couldn't organize a two-person trip to the room next door, and they're gonna be basically ungovernable.
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Does the Pedo Party have any cat herders left? Because their kkklown kkkar of morons, rapists, racists, loons, jerks, assholes, misogynists, xenophobes, losers, and degenerates couldn't organize a two-person trip to the room next door, and they're gonna be basically ungovernable.
Comparing Cruz to slime mold is an absolute insult to slime mold. I fully expect him to revert to his usual spineless defense of the indefensible policies of the man who called his wife ugly and accused his father of killing John Kennedy.
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Comparing Cruz to slime mold is an absolute insult to slime mold. I fully expect him to revert to his usual spineless defense of the indefensible policies of the man who called his wife ugly and accused his father of killing John Kennedy.
No prizes for guessing that A) he declares war on Venezuela with some bullshit made-up nonsense; B) it's kept VERY short and he takes no questions because he's barely able to stand up and speak coherently; and C) the Epstein files will not be coming out.
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
No prizes for guessing that A) he declares war on Venezuela with some bullshit made-up nonsense; B) it's kept VERY short and he takes no questions because he's barely able to stand up and speak coherently; and C) the Epstein files will not be coming out.
Have you ever noticed that when the holidays come around and people cluster together in homes with doors and windows closed, spend more time in stores and don't always refrain from going out in public when they don't feel well, flu numbers go up? Hope that helps.
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Have you ever noticed that when the holidays come around and people cluster together in homes with doors and windows closed, spend more time in stores and don't always refrain from going out in public when they don't feel well, flu numbers go up? Hope that helps.
Reagan is the second-worst president of my lifetime, and I was born a VERY long time ago. The Bushes were bad and Nixon was openly crooked but Reagan killed most of what had made this a decent country - mental health care, cheap or free college, the Fairness Doctrine, no Fux Lies channel. He sucked.
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Reagan is the second-worst president of my lifetime, and I was born a VERY long time ago. The Bushes were bad and Nixon was openly crooked but Reagan killed most of what had made this a decent country - mental health care, cheap or free college, the Fairness Doctrine, no Fux Lies channel. He sucked.
Objection: assumes soul not in evidence.
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Objection: assumes soul not in evidence.
Judging by his behavior, appearance, & the fact that he's obviously getting some kind of IV treatment in that hand they keep lying about, he doesn't have four more years, much less 8. He's in late-stage Alzheimer's, probable tertiary syphilis, & some physical deterioration they won't tell us about.
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Judging by his behavior, appearance, & the fact that he's obviously getting some kind of IV treatment in that hand they keep lying about, he doesn't have four more years, much less 8. He's in late-stage Alzheimer's, probable tertiary syphilis, & some physical deterioration they won't tell us about.
I do think that while he absolutely would try to take us all with him, the venal greedy piggies in his entourage would simply countermand any order. They want to continue to live and suck as much out of the rest of us as they can for as long as they can, and then watch us die fighting over scraps.
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I do think that while he absolutely would try to take us all with him, the venal greedy piggies in his entourage would simply countermand any order. They want to continue to live and suck as much out of the rest of us as they can for as long as they can, and then watch us die fighting over scraps.
It's 2395. Sixty percent of the population died in the water wars of 2343. Deserts have replaced cities. Isolated pockets of humanity scratch out a desperate existence on barren ground. Occasionally a bird calls. A lone male voice shouts back hoarsely. "Joe Biden . . . ."
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's 2395. Sixty percent of the population died in the water wars of 2343. Deserts have replaced cities. Isolated pockets of humanity scratch out a desperate existence on barren ground. Occasionally a bird calls. A lone male voice shouts back hoarsely. "Joe Biden . . . ."
Back in my day you had to go to your local bar towards closing time to hear such lengthy and idiotic commentary.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Back in my day you had to go to your local bar towards closing time to hear such lengthy and idiotic commentary.
If they weren't such dreadful monsters I'd almost feel sorry for people who understand how numbers work, having to try to make sense of the babbling of the 🍊💩🤡, especially when he starts yapping about prescription drug prices coming down "1800%." But they ARE monsters, so I don't.
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If they weren't such dreadful monsters I'd almost feel sorry for people who understand how numbers work, having to try to make sense of the babbling of the 🍊💩🤡, especially when he starts yapping about prescription drug prices coming down "1800%." But they ARE monsters, so I don't.
They're due Friday, so expect a late Thursday announcement from Buchenwald Bondi that there's an active investigation into [insert Democrat, likely Clinton] so the files can't be released. They are NEVER going to release those files until the shit clown is dead.
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
They're due Friday, so expect a late Thursday announcement from Buchenwald Bondi that there's an active investigation into [insert Democrat, likely Clinton] so the files can't be released. They are NEVER going to release those files until the shit clown is dead.
The year is 3928. The planet has disintegrated. Chunks float through space. Survivors cling to the wreckage, desperately scrambling for food, water, and shelter. As two chunks are gravitationally pulled together, a lone voice from one is heard shouting "Biden's inflation caused this."
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The year is 3928. The planet has disintegrated. Chunks float through space. Survivors cling to the wreckage, desperately scrambling for food, water, and shelter. As two chunks are gravitationally pulled together, a lone voice from one is heard shouting "Biden's inflation caused this."
A depressing development as campaigns have gotten longer, and longer, and longer (and more expensive) is that we still don't know enough about candidates. She, Manchin, Fetterman, Gabbard, & Santos are prime examples, along with Gov. Youngkin in VA, of people whose insides don't match the outsides.
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A depressing development as campaigns have gotten longer, and longer, and longer (and more expensive) is that we still don't know enough about candidates. She, Manchin, Fetterman, Gabbard, & Santos are prime examples, along with Gov. Youngkin in VA, of people whose insides don't match the outsides.