UnrealClock
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My sister was just telling me about how when she was an elementary teacher she had to explain to another teacher that vapes were in fact not like bubble gum and they probably shouldn't be doing that in class
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My sister was just telling me about how when she was an elementary teacher she had to explain to another teacher that vapes were in fact not like bubble gum and they probably shouldn't be doing that in class
I know Bill Ayer's personal yoga instructor lol
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I know Bill Ayer's personal yoga instructor lol
I miss when Tucker was a silly man with a bow
December 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I miss when Tucker was a silly man with a bow
Reading Manwha being the sign your noggin is unravelling
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reading Manwha being the sign your noggin is unravelling
The other arm would be Sanrio
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The other arm would be Sanrio
Would you disown me if I got a Lisa Frank sleeve tattoo
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Would you disown me if I got a Lisa Frank sleeve tattoo
This feels somewhat problematic to me
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This feels somewhat problematic to me
Why wouldn't you just post them then?
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why wouldn't you just post them then?
I've smoked from the earth before so this is a step up tbh. At least it ain't straight out of the dirt
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've smoked from the earth before so this is a step up tbh. At least it ain't straight out of the dirt
My entire adult experience has been finding out my 16-24s where insane and not normal 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My entire adult experience has been finding out my 16-24s where insane and not normal 🤣
I thought I was a sweet baby angel 😭
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I thought I was a sweet baby angel 😭
If it's any consolation Squeenix has put controller support in some of its recent mobile games. Hopefully this is the same?
October 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If it's any consolation Squeenix has put controller support in some of its recent mobile games. Hopefully this is the same?
You about to get monkey paw'd by a man living off potatoes
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You about to get monkey paw'd by a man living off potatoes
Am I about to hear about a beyblade estate sale
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Am I about to hear about a beyblade estate sale
Not mine. Mine was unique and cool 😎
September 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Not mine. Mine was unique and cool 😎