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Unreal Sonia
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Not actually a kakapo.

Merchant Navy deckie.
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I feel strongly this palate cleanser is required after the glut of Christmas films.

'Lemon Pig and the First Resolution' is the story of a brave lucky guardian venturing into a big world after being trusted with his first New Year's Resolution.

Now I just need someone to make it, please.
A mock poster for the film "Lemon Pig and the First Resolution" with a crudely drawn lemon pig in the middle.
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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This was a fun juxtaposition
A lego advert for a happy cat with its paws in the air. The story below is about a statue of Pavarotti. The statue has its arms in a very similar pose.
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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I was once served this promoted ad.

I do work at sea, but near-coastal UK. I'm not sending vessels anywhere.
A sponsored ad promoting the Panama Canal's system of tandem lockages.
June 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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New garden friend!
A Muellein moth caterpillar on half a leaf. The caterpillar is white with striking black and yellow markings running in pairs down its body
June 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Bring back Squails!
A wooden box marked 'SQUAILS' with coloured counters inside. A label reads 'Squails, a Victorian game which at one stage was banned in the USA as they said its terminology was suggestive - "exqueezles, gonflation, swoggle etc." '
May 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Glass workers can apparently be a sassy group
A blue and white vase sits in front of a sign from Teign Valley Glass. The sign says "This is what we are making today. Please feel free to distract us with any other questions while we work with extremely hot molton [sic] glass."
April 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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If we're expecting Bog Summer, I am *here* for it.

Bog Fashion by Nicole DeRushie is out on 24th April 2025.
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Cover of the book 'Bog Fashion' by Nicole DeRushie. Subtitle 'Launch your crafting further back in time than any sewing guide has offered before' Main picture: A woman stands in a bog with her back to us. She has a large grey shawl on which is draped over her outstreched arms.
April 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Is it, though?
A picture from Android photo album labelled 'Best of January'. The picture is of a yellow and black mooring Rope with an eye splice.
March 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Webcomic. Panel one, two men at a bar. Man 1: "I'm suffering from an Oedipus complex" Man 2: "Hi, "I'm suffering from an Oedipus complex", I'm Dad." Panel Two, Close up of man 2 who has been stabbed and has crosses for eyes. Man 2: "Oh shi-"
February 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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This is a pretty jigsaw but why is the kitchen so near the roof?

It's even got the tiny windows you get when a room is mostly underground.
The art for the 'Ravensburger Disney Castles Belle' jigsaw showing a cross-section of Beast's castle. The kitchen with the scary oven is more than halfway up the castle on the right hand side. A close-up of the kitchen with the scary oven.
February 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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> They all think they are this guy but don't realise the viewers hated him.
A picture of Euron Greyjoy smiling, aboard a ship with a Kraken sail. Played by Pilou Asbæk.
February 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Excellent unexpected art found coming back from dentist - 'Madonna of the Gulls' by street artist 'Getting up to Stuff'. Fratton, Portsmouth.
A sculpture of a robed woman sitting on a wall. In her lap is a container of chips. Three seagulls sit beside her.
February 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I always admire the surprise Miniverse kits so this Christmas I bought one for my own stocking. I had fun glueing seeds to the pine cone.

Jurassic Sharks sound amazing.
An assembled toy plastic bird feeder with bluejay and pinecone. From MGA Miniverse series.
February 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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In our house we spend a lot of time naming animals we don't have.
Past-their-best franchises are just one of the themes we like.

#petnames #webcomic #piratesofthecaribbean #potc
A Webcomic titled 'Pet Names and their meanings, Pirates of the Caribbean Edition.' by unrealsonia.com Panel One - Caption: 'Likes the show and enjoys matching names'. Picture: Two cats named Will and Elizabeth. Panel Two - Caption: 'Signal to Other Fans'. Picture: A snake named Pintel and a lizard named Ragetti. Panel Three Caption: 'Deep in the Weeds. Picture: Two fish named Morgan and Bartholemew
January 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Tumblr screenshot from user sephiramy Picture 1: Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol being visited by the Marley ghosts. Picture 2: Tim Curry surrounded by pirates/muppets in Muppet Treasure Island Caption: "the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet"
December 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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I would die for Tegrin and Nirget.

#webcomic #friends
A Webcomic titled 'Pet Names and their meanings, Friends Edition.' by unrealsonia.com Panel One - Caption: 'Likes the show and enjoys matching names'. Picture: Two rabbits named Joey and Chandler. Panel Two - Caption: 'Signal to Other Fans'. Picture: Two dogs namedChick and Duck. Panel Three Caption: 'Deep in the Weeds. Picture: Two Guinea pigs names Tegrin and Nirget.
December 24, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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If you can't find a one-in-a-million person, consider me. I'm one-in-a-hundred-thousand in a very specific field.
A Spotify Wrapped page for top song: 'I Think We're Alone Now's by Tiffany. Streamed 131 times. Top 0.001% worldwide.
December 4, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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The bee must be guarded.

#petpics #dogsofbluesky
A cavapoo carefully guarding a bee toy
November 17, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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The odds were quite long on this one, but my first Christmas song heard in public this year (7th Nov) came from...

Chris de Burgh!
November 13, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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Not the hats!
November 8, 2024 at 1:57 PM