Unstoppable Drive
@unstoppabledrive.bsky.social
If you ban me, you're banning sensuality.
Send Chris Hansen to the White House
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Send Chris Hansen to the White House
I have to go to the gala tonight. I don't drink, hate small talk, and look like the bouncer at a buffet in a suit.
January 30, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I have to go to the gala tonight. I don't drink, hate small talk, and look like the bouncer at a buffet in a suit.
85% of my pay just went to rent.
But yeah, let's arrest Don Lemon.
But yeah, let's arrest Don Lemon.
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 PM
85% of my pay just went to rent.
But yeah, let's arrest Don Lemon.
But yeah, let's arrest Don Lemon.
This #cyberpunk epic predicts much of what is happening in the US today. If it ends the same, we are in for a wild ride.
a.co/d/2s2uI6w
a.co/d/2s2uI6w
Burning World (1)
Burning World (1) [Hinton, Berkley] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Burning World (1)
a.co
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This #cyberpunk epic predicts much of what is happening in the US today. If it ends the same, we are in for a wild ride.
a.co/d/2s2uI6w
a.co/d/2s2uI6w
Even when this phase of the descent into irrelevance ends, this country will still have to live with a horde of people who have tasted the blood-copper of impunity.
January 29, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Even when this phase of the descent into irrelevance ends, this country will still have to live with a horde of people who have tasted the blood-copper of impunity.
*survives 2026*
`Xbox Achievement Unlocked`
`Xbox Achievement Unlocked`
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
*survives 2026*
`Xbox Achievement Unlocked`
`Xbox Achievement Unlocked`
Sometimes, I let my mind wander to an alternative reality where Ralph Nader has the powers of Black Bolt.
January 28, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Sometimes, I let my mind wander to an alternative reality where Ralph Nader has the powers of Black Bolt.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you don't quit drinking, you're going to have flaky skin and possibly what doctors refer to as 'crackhead mouth.'
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you don't quit drinking, you're going to have flaky skin and possibly what doctors refer to as 'crackhead mouth.'
Friendly reminder that Intuit and H&R block lobbied to kill Direct File, essentially forcing you to pay to file your taxes.
#ImNotIntuit #H&RBlocked
#ImNotIntuit #H&RBlocked
January 28, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Friendly reminder that Intuit and H&R block lobbied to kill Direct File, essentially forcing you to pay to file your taxes.
#ImNotIntuit #H&RBlocked
#ImNotIntuit #H&RBlocked
Hulkamania if you replaced flamboyant machismo with dizzying stupidity.
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Hulkamania if you replaced flamboyant machismo with dizzying stupidity.
I don't own my home. My home is in the cloud.
Hits different, huh?
Hits different, huh?
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I don't own my home. My home is in the cloud.
Hits different, huh?
Hits different, huh?
TikTok changed overnight. My algorithm went from 'current events unfiltered' to 'random people not being clever.'
#fuckcensorship #fuckellison
#fuckcensorship #fuckellison
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
TikTok changed overnight. My algorithm went from 'current events unfiltered' to 'random people not being clever.'
#fuckcensorship #fuckellison
#fuckcensorship #fuckellison
I love how my attendance is vital, but I understand 10% of 100% of meetings I attend.
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love how my attendance is vital, but I understand 10% of 100% of meetings I attend.
My tombstone: "I think there's some confusion here."
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My tombstone: "I think there's some confusion here."
"Your account OnionsAreVegiCallouses has been suspended for hateful honesty."
April 29, 2024 at 9:34 PM
"Your account OnionsAreVegiCallouses has been suspended for hateful honesty."
I just got winded playing with a cat. I ain't fighting nobody.
April 25, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I just got winded playing with a cat. I ain't fighting nobody.
Just because you can draw animal people in sexually suggestive poses doesn't mean you should
April 25, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Just because you can draw animal people in sexually suggestive poses doesn't mean you should
KBJ looks like she won every science fair.
April 25, 2024 at 4:33 PM
KBJ looks like she won every science fair.
Steal land from indigenous people and build a boba shop that goes out of business in two years. 'Murica
April 25, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Steal land from indigenous people and build a boba shop that goes out of business in two years. 'Murica
Citibank wants to talk to you.
April 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Citibank wants to talk to you.
Somebody need to snatch Brian Mast's legs back
April 24, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Somebody need to snatch Brian Mast's legs back
Me, three shots in, telling my son, 'No, you'll never be able to shoot beams from your hands'
April 24, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Me, three shots in, telling my son, 'No, you'll never be able to shoot beams from your hands'
What if Hell is watching White Chicks on loop
April 21, 2024 at 6:51 AM
What if Hell is watching White Chicks on loop
Told my depressed homie we could commit seppuku together. I'll be his second if he'll be mine.
April 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Told my depressed homie we could commit seppuku together. I'll be his second if he'll be mine.
Having every #cybertruck recalled is like having someone return your mixtape in disgust.
April 19, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Having every #cybertruck recalled is like having someone return your mixtape in disgust.