Unthinkable Hope
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When London fell, the upheaval was not merely geographic. For a while, anything seemed possible.
20. All shall be well.
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20. All shall be well.
I can also be found at:
I once had an uncle from Burbank
Who fell in his own septic tank
Although he smelt bad, a big laugh he did have
And stank all the way to the bank
Who fell in his own septic tank
Although he smelt bad, a big laugh he did have
And stank all the way to the bank
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I once had an uncle from Burbank
Who fell in his own septic tank
Although he smelt bad, a big laugh he did have
And stank all the way to the bank
Who fell in his own septic tank
Although he smelt bad, a big laugh he did have
And stank all the way to the bank
Hey Lois remember the time I had syphilis and fell to my death
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Hey Lois remember the time I had syphilis and fell to my death
The Dodgers are soulless husks prancing around in a parody of life. Heaven may not exist but Hell certainly does and it is evidenced by these heartless ghouls on the baseball field tonight for what other plutonian pit could have spat out such creatures
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The Dodgers are soulless husks prancing around in a parody of life. Heaven may not exist but Hell certainly does and it is evidenced by these heartless ghouls on the baseball field tonight for what other plutonian pit could have spat out such creatures
The Mlb Should introduce a new rule where if the batter has fewer than two strikes and doesn't like the hit he doesn't have to run and can't get out at the cost of a strike The Mulligan Rule
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Mlb Should introduce a new rule where if the batter has fewer than two strikes and doesn't like the hit he doesn't have to run and can't get out at the cost of a strike The Mulligan Rule
Maintaining the theory that "Toby Fox" is simply the pseudonym of Temmie Chang and she's actually the real mastermind behind the games but 2015 was a dark time and a woman could never make it in the conservative games industry of '15 and I expect the ruse will be tossed off any day now
October 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Maintaining the theory that "Toby Fox" is simply the pseudonym of Temmie Chang and she's actually the real mastermind behind the games but 2015 was a dark time and a woman could never make it in the conservative games industry of '15 and I expect the ruse will be tossed off any day now
I genuinely think if I practiced and had access to one I'd kill on the electric organ
September 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I genuinely think if I practiced and had access to one I'd kill on the electric organ
Scared to watch Deltarune videos in case the Youtube AI thinks I'm a kid and deletes my google account
August 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Scared to watch Deltarune videos in case the Youtube AI thinks I'm a kid and deletes my google account
So let me get this right: No passwords were actually stolen but they're doing the same old phishing thing in this gmail fracas?
Do I have to change my passwords or what
Do I have to change my passwords or what
August 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So let me get this right: No passwords were actually stolen but they're doing the same old phishing thing in this gmail fracas?
Do I have to change my passwords or what
Do I have to change my passwords or what
Now, that is just the height of foolishness.
August 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Now, that is just the height of foolishness.
What do you call an unprepared thief? A convict!. Once I heard someone knocking at the door and calling for me. I went out and he spoke to me about the length of the grass on my lawn. My brother came out to see who it was. He looked and looked, but saw no one.
August 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What do you call an unprepared thief? A convict!. Once I heard someone knocking at the door and calling for me. I went out and he spoke to me about the length of the grass on my lawn. My brother came out to see who it was. He looked and looked, but saw no one.
Alt history Captain America where he's Mr Avenger and he's not strong and his shield sucks
August 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Alt history Captain America where he's Mr Avenger and he's not strong and his shield sucks
It has to suck being on a Fantastic 4 team and one of the guys named himself MR FANTASTIC. That's like if you joined the Avengers and there was just some jerk with the name Mr Avenger and he's lame
August 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It has to suck being on a Fantastic 4 team and one of the guys named himself MR FANTASTIC. That's like if you joined the Avengers and there was just some jerk with the name Mr Avenger and he's lame
I'm not calling comic book characters by their "real" names I'm not friends with these people we are NOT on a personal name basis
August 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm not calling comic book characters by their "real" names I'm not friends with these people we are NOT on a personal name basis
Silver Surfer should have lived at the end I think and I genuinely wished Human Torch would have died
August 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Silver Surfer should have lived at the end I think and I genuinely wished Human Torch would have died
Fantastic 4 preliminary criticism: Mr Fantastic didn't fantastic enough and Silver Surfer wasn't in the movie enough
August 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Fantastic 4 preliminary criticism: Mr Fantastic didn't fantastic enough and Silver Surfer wasn't in the movie enough
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Nothingburger today
August 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Nothingburger today
Duck walks into a psychiatrist's office.
DUCK — "Doc, you gotta help me I feel like I'm quacking up."
PSYCH — "Well, that's perfectly natural. You're a duck."
DUCK — "Oh thanks, Doc I feel much better."
PSYCH — "Of course. That'll be $450."
DUCK — "That's alright, just put it on my bill."
DUCK — "Doc, you gotta help me I feel like I'm quacking up."
PSYCH — "Well, that's perfectly natural. You're a duck."
DUCK — "Oh thanks, Doc I feel much better."
PSYCH — "Of course. That'll be $450."
DUCK — "That's alright, just put it on my bill."
August 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Duck walks into a psychiatrist's office.
DUCK — "Doc, you gotta help me I feel like I'm quacking up."
PSYCH — "Well, that's perfectly natural. You're a duck."
DUCK — "Oh thanks, Doc I feel much better."
PSYCH — "Of course. That'll be $450."
DUCK — "That's alright, just put it on my bill."
DUCK — "Doc, you gotta help me I feel like I'm quacking up."
PSYCH — "Well, that's perfectly natural. You're a duck."
DUCK — "Oh thanks, Doc I feel much better."
PSYCH — "Of course. That'll be $450."
DUCK — "That's alright, just put it on my bill."
Kyle MacLachlan for the role of The Baroness
August 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Kyle MacLachlan for the role of The Baroness
"[...] I made a lesbian mistake, [...]"
— Rodney Dangerfield, Black Flame
— Rodney Dangerfield, Black Flame
August 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"[...] I made a lesbian mistake, [...]"
— Rodney Dangerfield, Black Flame
— Rodney Dangerfield, Black Flame
What a magnificent day to become bearer of the Curse of Tutankhamun!
August 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What a magnificent day to become bearer of the Curse of Tutankhamun!
Black Flame spoilers but: Considering it more. Benjamin in the Hebrew bible is a son of Rachel and Jacob, the youngest in fact. Rachel yes. Who died during his birth, and his father named him. Oh yes. Now, Rachel could be seen as the "mother", progenitor/creator in a sense OF Benjamin (cont.)
August 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Black Flame spoilers but: Considering it more. Benjamin in the Hebrew bible is a son of Rachel and Jacob, the youngest in fact. Rachel yes. Who died during his birth, and his father named him. Oh yes. Now, Rachel could be seen as the "mother", progenitor/creator in a sense OF Benjamin (cont.)
God Black Flame was so good. The type of book that makes you want to stand atop a sun-soaked cliff at dusk and watch the setting sun stain the sea with its reflection and ruminate. Fuck yeah
August 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
God Black Flame was so good. The type of book that makes you want to stand atop a sun-soaked cliff at dusk and watch the setting sun stain the sea with its reflection and ruminate. Fuck yeah
Kyle McLachlan for the role of Dad Egbert in the Homestuck show
August 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Kyle McLachlan for the role of Dad Egbert in the Homestuck show
Reposted by Unthinkable Hope
All three Canadians out here with me, don't let them win a fucking inch of ground.
It was only a matter of time, but Canada has joined the censorship bandwagon with Bill S-209.
Sign the petition, call your MPs, raise hell.
www.change.org/p/stop-bill-...
Sign the petition, call your MPs, raise hell.
www.change.org/p/stop-bill-...
Sign the Petition
Stop Bill S-209’s De-Anonymization of Every Canadian Adult
www.change.org
August 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
All three Canadians out here with me, don't let them win a fucking inch of ground.
Free story concept for any of the writers in the audience:
A small town is plagued by a horde of feral rams that stalk the night and ambush any people unfortunate enough to wander outdoors at night.
Chop chop
A small town is plagued by a horde of feral rams that stalk the night and ambush any people unfortunate enough to wander outdoors at night.
Chop chop
July 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Free story concept for any of the writers in the audience:
A small town is plagued by a horde of feral rams that stalk the night and ambush any people unfortunate enough to wander outdoors at night.
Chop chop
A small town is plagued by a horde of feral rams that stalk the night and ambush any people unfortunate enough to wander outdoors at night.
Chop chop