@unwisecomic.bsky.social
People for whom the concept of fuck.
April 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
People for whom the concept of fuck.
Want to sleep better? Set an alarm for much earlier than you need to. It feels great to blow past some stupid fucking alarm. Years later, reconnect with the alarm online and bury the hatchet. You both did things you weren't proud of but you're good people.
March 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Want to sleep better? Set an alarm for much earlier than you need to. It feels great to blow past some stupid fucking alarm. Years later, reconnect with the alarm online and bury the hatchet. You both did things you weren't proud of but you're good people.
Dog that starts biting their computer because the video is bad
March 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Dog that starts biting their computer because the video is bad
The meat always gets stuck in my teeth because I'm dark and terrible and scary as hell and I also still have to take care of my basic needs as a person, like eating and working and taking care of my home and stuff.
March 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The meat always gets stuck in my teeth because I'm dark and terrible and scary as hell and I also still have to take care of my basic needs as a person, like eating and working and taking care of my home and stuff.
There's gorilla glue in my girlfriend. She keeps boiling all those ape bones. Making what she calls, "gorilla soup" but she boils it so long and at hard it gets sticky and black, and it's not just the molasses she adds. Honestly it's so cute
March 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There's gorilla glue in my girlfriend. She keeps boiling all those ape bones. Making what she calls, "gorilla soup" but she boils it so long and at hard it gets sticky and black, and it's not just the molasses she adds. Honestly it's so cute
It's not that it's not it is not it's not it just isn't
March 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's not that it's not it is not it's not it just isn't
Chocolate chip cookies? Yeah they come like that from the warehouse. In piles of three, yes. Yes. Fifty gold pieces. Sigh. Yes you can return them for a 25 golf piece refund. Not now mom I'm on the phone! Yes. Yes. Ok. I'm sorry, but that's the store policy, I'd change it if I could.
March 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Chocolate chip cookies? Yeah they come like that from the warehouse. In piles of three, yes. Yes. Fifty gold pieces. Sigh. Yes you can return them for a 25 golf piece refund. Not now mom I'm on the phone! Yes. Yes. Ok. I'm sorry, but that's the store policy, I'd change it if I could.
Ouch, ouch, ouch! There's thorns on those fucking roses what the fuck? They never told me about this!
March 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ouch, ouch, ouch! There's thorns on those fucking roses what the fuck? They never told me about this!
March 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Some Good News About Your Delivery
January 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Some Good News About Your Delivery
Crowding the Pan
January 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Crowding the Pan
January 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM