Rawdogging sleep tonight without my ashwagandha gummies
July 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Rawdogging sleep tonight without my ashwagandha gummies
Y’all ever notice how everything costs money? What’s up with that?
July 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Y’all ever notice how everything costs money? What’s up with that?
There is something so disorienting about tripping and falling as a whole adult like what do you mean I skinned my knee at 30 years old
June 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
There is something so disorienting about tripping and falling as a whole adult like what do you mean I skinned my knee at 30 years old
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“It’s still something that’s under consideration. I did buy the lunchables.”
June 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“It’s still something that’s under consideration. I did buy the lunchables.”
Worst case scenario is having to shit in the middle of a training because if I’m gone from my camera for a long time the host is all “where are you why aren’t you participating” and I’m like “I had to take a dump so large…”
June 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Worst case scenario is having to shit in the middle of a training because if I’m gone from my camera for a long time the host is all “where are you why aren’t you participating” and I’m like “I had to take a dump so large…”
It’s wild that I’ve been yapping about wanting a leadership role for years and when I get one I’m like “oh actually there’s not a worse person for this job than me”
June 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s wild that I’ve been yapping about wanting a leadership role for years and when I get one I’m like “oh actually there’s not a worse person for this job than me”
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“Part of me doesn’t ever want my friends to fully heal because it’s why we get along so well.” - @unwornowl.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“Part of me doesn’t ever want my friends to fully heal because it’s why we get along so well.” - @unwornowl.bsky.social
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“I PAID for this tiny tummy BITCH.”
February 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“I PAID for this tiny tummy BITCH.”
I gotta admit I get legitimately angry when a man is funnier than me like can’t you let me have just ONE thing
February 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I gotta admit I get legitimately angry when a man is funnier than me like can’t you let me have just ONE thing
Mania? You mean just having a little fun? Hater (Siri send to my therapist)
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Mania? You mean just having a little fun? Hater (Siri send to my therapist)
It’s tough seeing someone you once considered your best friend liking shit online but ignoring your messages for nearly a year and pretending you don’t exist
January 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It’s tough seeing someone you once considered your best friend liking shit online but ignoring your messages for nearly a year and pretending you don’t exist
Not me crying because after 9 months of living here I can finally afford a side table for my bed
January 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Not me crying because after 9 months of living here I can finally afford a side table for my bed
“Speaking of employees, I saw a pigeon the other day”
December 31, 2024 at 2:34 PM
“Speaking of employees, I saw a pigeon the other day”
Ironic how the sun comes out the day I put in my letter of resignation
December 30, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Ironic how the sun comes out the day I put in my letter of resignation
Love being told I am “too enthusiastic” by leadership like sorry girl let me get pissed off and jaded rq
December 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Love being told I am “too enthusiastic” by leadership like sorry girl let me get pissed off and jaded rq
You ever get a wave of nostalgia that hits you so hard you have to hold back from throwing up
December 15, 2024 at 1:52 AM
You ever get a wave of nostalgia that hits you so hard you have to hold back from throwing up
It’s a new level of humbling to call my surgeon and say “hey boss listen you didn’t give me enough pain meds and not in a pill popper way but in a like owie this really fucking hurts way”
December 9, 2024 at 7:06 PM
It’s a new level of humbling to call my surgeon and say “hey boss listen you didn’t give me enough pain meds and not in a pill popper way but in a like owie this really fucking hurts way”
Sometimes I watch ASMR food videos just to get myself angry
December 9, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Sometimes I watch ASMR food videos just to get myself angry
I think one of the most egregious things a man said to me before ghosting me was that he would want my picture in his helmet if get got deployed 😮💨
December 9, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I think one of the most egregious things a man said to me before ghosting me was that he would want my picture in his helmet if get got deployed 😮💨
My boss texting me while I’m on medical leave hitting me with the “I thought you were working from home next week” when we both clearly signed a paper that said I’m off until the 16th to heal is absolutely insane to me
December 5, 2024 at 11:54 PM
My boss texting me while I’m on medical leave hitting me with the “I thought you were working from home next week” when we both clearly signed a paper that said I’m off until the 16th to heal is absolutely insane to me
Also I am so excited to blow my nose
December 2, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Also I am so excited to blow my nose
Taking out all my piercings for surgery has me feeling like a newborn baby
December 2, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Taking out all my piercings for surgery has me feeling like a newborn baby
“People in Michigan know how to drive in the snow” yeah well if I get brake checked by one more mf with Michigan plates when the snow isn’t even sticking I’m gonna SCREAM
November 30, 2024 at 2:22 PM
“People in Michigan know how to drive in the snow” yeah well if I get brake checked by one more mf with Michigan plates when the snow isn’t even sticking I’m gonna SCREAM
I am truly unhinged I met a man tonight and was showing him something and a pic of my ex was next to it and I really said “y’all kinda look similar huh?” LMFAAAO
November 30, 2024 at 7:30 AM
I am truly unhinged I met a man tonight and was showing him something and a pic of my ex was next to it and I really said “y’all kinda look similar huh?” LMFAAAO
One thing about me I’m gonna make my most fire posts behind the wheel of a car
November 30, 2024 at 7:29 AM
One thing about me I’m gonna make my most fire posts behind the wheel of a car